Socks
Description: Sometimes, when you’re feeling blue, there’s nothing quite like a good hug to give you a new spin on things. So, if you’re willing to receive, give or partake in hugs, this is your way to tell others. And because it’s always a good idea to ask first, there’s a reminder for that in there, too.
Description: The spirits know all things. Even and especially the ones that some people have a hard time wrapping their heads around. For example, what not to wrap their hands around. And so it only makes sense to use a spirit board to get the message across. But that process tends to take a long time, so this one helpfully makes the point a lot quicker and clearer.
Description: As only and exclusively true 80s Kids™ and/or 90s Kids© know (since there is no worldwide repository of freely available data), there was once a time when you could do just about anything, as long as it could be described with one of a handful of words no longer than five letters. No matter whether you were a mighty pirate, a teenager caught up in mad science, medieval royalty, a janitor in space or a very sad middle-aged manchild clad in polyester, the possibilities were practically unlimited. Man, those were the days™©.
Description: Are you a Nasty woman? Let’s face it – if you are a woman, it’s almost certain that someone out there (possibly some orange garbage monster) would think that you’re nasty for some ridiculous reason. So why not claim the term ? With this design, you can. And all proceeds from this one go to Planned Parenthood. Because damn right they do!
Description: Are you ready Yeah, you think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us what to transform into? You think that you’re better? Well you better get ready To bow to the Powermasters Break it down! Decepticons ain’t stupid, fool We just got tired Of doin’ what you tell us to do That’s a blast, bot Yeah That’s a blast, Micromaster Break it down!
