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Forge Your Legend. Official merch from critforbrains.com.
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Boogie Down Hat
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Description: Lock and load, horror fans — this one’s for you. Inspired by the legendary Reggie from Phantasm II, this "Boogie Down" trucker hat captures all the campy, chainsaw-swinging, shotgun-blasting glory of '80s horror. Just like Reggie himself, it’s equal parts badass and a little bit ridiculous — in the best way possible. It’s perfect for late-night graveyard runs, monster hunts or just cruising down the highway in your ice cream truck. And remember Reggie’s immortal words when the Tall Man shows his ugly face: “Come on, you mutha!”

Tags: boogie down, halloween, horror, phantasm 2, reggie

Boogie Down Hat

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Read With Kermit Hat
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Description: This cozy tee features a charming green frog lost in the pages of a good book. Perfect for bookworms, Muppet fans, and lovers of all things whimsical. Hop into your next literary adventure! 📚🐸✨

Tags: book lover, book nerd, bookworm, cozy, kermit the frog

Read With Kermit Hat

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Read Banned Books Hat
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Description: Make a statement with this bold and bookish tee! Perfect for literary rebels, this comfy shirt champions the freedom to read and think for yourself. Wear it proudly and spark conversations wherever you go. 📚✨

Tags: book lover, bookish, bookworm, censorship, intellectual freedom

Read Banned Books Hat

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Dungeon Master Hat
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Description: Level up your wardrobe, Dungeon Master! This is your badge of honor as the keeper of secrets, the spinner of tales and the ultimate boss of dice rolls. This fearsome DM is just dying to help you run your next campaign, and this design is perfect for game night domination—or just lounging in your lair. Comfy, stylish and a little spooky, it’s a critical hit for any weaver of tabletop tales!

Tags: dm, dnd, dungeons and dragons

Dungeon Master Hat

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Dungeons & Dragons Hat

Description: D&D design with dice and a dragon.

Tags: dungeonsanddragons, dungeons, dragon, dungeon, d d

Dungeons & Dragons Hat

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I LOVE it when MY WIFE let's me play D&D Hat

Description: Show how much you love your spouse and, uh, how she lets you play games.

Tags: dnd, dungeons, dragons, wife, funny
On Your Mark. Get Set. Bake. Hat

Description: Our new Netflix and chill obsession? The Great British Baking Show! (Or the Great British Bake Off to our friends across the pond.) Our shirt takes after the contestants' iconic cream aprons and is great for any chef, cake master or cookie baker.

Tags: cookies, great british bake off, cook, great british bakeoff, cake

On Your Mark. Get Set. Bake. Hat

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Adventuring Owlbear Hat

Description: Head on an adventure with this adorable owlbear and his toy sword. What a wonderful adventuring companion!

Tags: adorable, cartoons, cute animals, dnd, monster

Adventuring Owlbear Hat

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Even Dragons Drink Tea Hat

Description: Have a cup of tea and crack a book while you sit with this adorable dragon wizard! He’s not a dangerous monster. He’s a scholar.

Tags: animal, cute animals, d and d, dice, dnd

Even Dragons Drink Tea Hat

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It's a Mimic! Hat

Description: It's a mimic! This adorable cartoon monster definitely wants to eat you. But he's also just so darn cute!

Tags: d and d, dice, dnd, dungeon master, fantasy creatures

It's a Mimic! Hat

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In the eye of the beholder Hat

Description: This beholder looks entirely too friendly. Is he a DM? Does he want to read you a story? Is he going to show you how to juggle dice? Or does he just want a cuddle? Beware the monster who wants to be friends!

Tags: beholder eye monster, dice, dnd, dungeon master, gaming

In the eye of the beholder Hat

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Pop'n Chicken Hat
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Description: Hot drop into Pop'N Chicken for a Double Chicken, Chicken Fries, Pop'N Nuggets or our famous Wing King. If you're lucky, you may even find a golden surprise! Fans of Population One can show their love with this shirt.

Tags: oculus, oculus quest, popn chicken, vr, virtual reality

Pop'n Chicken Hat

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Dungeon Master Hat

Description: You are the master. Rock this T-shirt at your game table to show everyone who is running your D&D games! Also available on tote bags (to lug your RPG books around), notebooks (to keep your important D&D notes inside), coffee mugs (to show everyone at the breakfast table you mean business), masks (to let everyone at the grocery store know you're down with dragons) and lots more.

Tags: d d, dungeons, dragon, rpg, dungeon master

Dungeon Master Hat

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My name is Gladiator. Hat
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Description: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. [Commodus trembles in disbelief]

Tags: rome, maximus, movie, colosseum, battle

My name is Gladiator. Hat

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Ray's Occult Books Hat
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Description: Ray's Occult has alchemy, astrology, apparitions, Bundu Magic Men, demon intercession, U.F.O. abductions, psychic surgery, stigmata, modern miracles, pixie sightings, golden geese, geists, ghosts. We've got it all! What are you looking for? Operated by your favorite former Ghostbuster, Ray's Occult is THE place to get occult books in New York. We even have Magical Paths to Fortune and Power in stock now!

Tags: books, bookstore, ghostbusters franchise, ghosts, ray stantz

Ray's Occult Books Hat

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Lake Life Hat
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Description: Love that lake life? Us, too. Celebrate the serene beauty of lakeside living — casual days by the water, lake adventures or relaxation on the water.

Tags: boat, dog, fishing, man, outdoors

Lake Life Hat

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River Life Hat
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Description: Love that river life? Us, too. Celebrate the serene beauty of riverside living — casual days by the water, river adventures or relaxation on the water.

Tags: boat, dog, fishing, lake, outdoors

River Life Hat

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Big Wizard Energy Hat

Description: Show everyone you have BWE: Big Wizard Energy! Open your robe to expose your spellbook, your orb and this shirt proclaiming your vibe.

Tags: big dick energy, dnd, gaming, magic, rpg

Big Wizard Energy Hat

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Merry Shitmas! Hat
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Description: Has it been a crappy Christmas? We know that feel. Celebrate a s****y holiday season with us.

Tags: have a holly jolly christmas, xmas, shitmas, holly jolly

Merry Shitmas! Hat

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Get that Lich a Phylactery Hat
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Description: Man, liches sure do love phylacteries. Show your love of liches Or your love of phylacteries OR your love of the lords of undead with this shirt.

Tags: daredevil, pathfinder, role playing game, d and d, dungeons and dragons

Get that Lich a Phylactery Hat

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Merry Crit-Mas! Hat

Description: Merry Crit-Mas! Ring in the holidays and show everyone how you roll with this design showing off a Christmas tree capped with a d20. You'll be a critical hit at your holiday part. (Get it?)

Tags: dice, critmas, tabletop, merry critmas, crit mas

Merry Crit-Mas! Hat

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Dice & Maps & Minis & Adventure Hat

Description: Show everyone what you're all about: Epic adventures as told with dice, maps and miniatures.

Tags: tabletop, d20, dungeon master, dice, pathfinder

Dice & Maps & Minis & Adventure Hat

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Dice & Maps & Minis & Adventure (Black) Hat

Description: Show everyone what you're all about: Epic adventures as told with dice, maps and miniatures.

Tags: d20, d and d, dragons, dungeons, dice
I LOVE it when MY GIRLFRIEND let's me play D&D Hat

Description: Show how much you love your significant other and, uh, how she lets you play games.

Tags: wife, rpg, tabletop, pathfinder, roleplay
I LOVE it when MY HUSBAND lets me play D&D Hat

Description: Show how much you love your spouse and, uh, how he lets you play games.

Tags: roleplay, dice, dragons, dungeons, d20

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