Crit For Brains

Description: This cozy tee features a charming green frog lost in the pages of a good book. Perfect for bookworms, Muppet fans, and lovers of all things whimsical. Hop into your next literary adventure! 📚🐸✨

Description: Make a statement with this bold and bookish tee! Perfect for literary rebels, this comfy shirt champions the freedom to read and think for yourself. Wear it proudly and spark conversations wherever you go. 📚✨

Description: Level up your wardrobe, Dungeon Master! This is your badge of honor as the keeper of secrets, the spinner of tales and the ultimate boss of dice rolls. This fearsome DM is just dying to help you run your next campaign, and this design is perfect for game night domination—or just lounging in your lair. Comfy, stylish and a little spooky, it’s a critical hit for any weaver of tabletop tales!

Description: Head on an adventure with this adorable owlbear and his toy sword. What a wonderful adventuring companion!

Description: Have a cup of tea and crack a book while you sit with this adorable dragon wizard! He’s not a dangerous monster. He’s a scholar.

Description: It's a mimic! This adorable cartoon monster definitely wants to eat you. But he's also just so darn cute!

Description: This beholder looks entirely too friendly. Is he a DM? Does he want to read you a story? Is he going to show you how to juggle dice? Or does he just want a cuddle? Beware the monster who wants to be friends!

Description: Hot drop into Pop'N Chicken for a Double Chicken, Chicken Fries, Pop'N Nuggets or our famous Wing King. If you're lucky, you may even find a golden surprise! Fans of Population One can show their love with this shirt.

Description: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. [Commodus trembles in disbelief]

Description: Ray's Occult has alchemy, astrology, apparitions, Bundu Magic Men, demon intercession, U.F.O. abductions, psychic surgery, stigmata, modern miracles, pixie sightings, golden geese, geists, ghosts. We've got it all! What are you looking for? Operated by your favorite former Ghostbuster, Ray's Occult is THE place to get occult books in New York. We even have Magical Paths to Fortune and Power in stock now!

Description: Love that lake life? Us, too. Celebrate the serene beauty of lakeside living — casual days by the water, lake adventures or relaxation on the water.

Description: Love that river life? Us, too. Celebrate the serene beauty of riverside living — casual days by the water, river adventures or relaxation on the water.

Description: Show everyone you have BWE: Big Wizard Energy! Open your robe to expose your spellbook, your orb and this shirt proclaiming your vibe.

Description: Has it been a crappy Christmas? We know that feel. Celebrate a s****y holiday season with us.

Description: Man, liches sure do love phylacteries. Show your love of liches Or your love of phylacteries OR your love of the lords of undead with this shirt.