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Scorpio you're totally mad Hat
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Description: Hank Scorpio the world's craziest terrorist, but the one friend who will buy you a football team even if its not the one you actually wanted.

Tags: bart, bart simpson, cypress creek, denver broncos, globex
Santa Hat
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Description: Some houses just aren't cookie friendly. Sorry Santa.

Tags: christmas, cookie, cookie lover, naughty, santa
Necronomicon Hat
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Description: Just Ash reading the Necronomicon while he uses the toilet

Tags: army of darkness, ash williams, bathroom humor, boomstick, bruce campbell
Happy 4th of July Hat
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Description: Happy 4th of July. Don't get blown up

Tags: america, american, american flag, fireworks, fourth of july
mick foley Hat
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Description: The Hardcore legend himself, Mick Foley

Tags: 90s, cactus jack, dude love, mankind, stone cold steve austin
Hulk Hogan Hat
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Description: A Hulk Hogan shirt, brother!

Tags: 80s, brother, hulk, hulkamania, pro wrestling
Christmas heads in a jar Hat
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Description: Some Christmas characters heads in jars

Tags: elf, elf christmas, frosty, frosty the snowman, funny
Mcdonald's Puppet Hat
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Description: Remember back in the day where McDonald's had talking puppets of their food?

Tags: 90s, burger, cheeseburger, chicken nuggets, fast food
American Psycho Hat
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Description: Sometimes you just have to leave to return some video tapes.

Tags: christian bale, horror, movie, murder, patrick bateman
Halloween III: Season of the Witch Hat
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Description: A Halloween 3 Season of the Witch inspired design

Tags: halloween 3 season of the witch, john carpenter, vintage, halloween 3, pumpkin
The Human Santapede Hat
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Description: Things got a little weird at the north pole.

Tags: centipede, christmas, gross, holiday, horror
Missile Toe Hat
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Description: Santa isn't messing around this year!

Tags: anti christmas, christmas, christmas humor, christmas sucks, fuck christmas
Elf Hat
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Description: Mmm...Diabetic inducing syrup soaked meatball and gumdrop Spaghetti. Yum, Yum.

Tags: buddy, buddy elf, buddy the elf, candy, christmas
A very McNugget Christmas Hat
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Description: Mcnugget Buddies have that Christmas spirit.

Tags: christmas, holly jolly, santa, hohoho, mcnuggets
Santa Barf Hat
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Description: When Santa Barfs he barfs in style. It comes out fully decorated and with lights. Thats the magic of Christmas.

Tags: christmas lights, snow, elf, reindeer, christmas
Halloween Season of the witch Hat
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Description: One more week till Halloween Halloween, Halloween One more week till Halloween Silver shamrock

Tags: skull, vintage, john carpenter, witch, season of the witch
Cereal monsters Hat
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Description: Those loveable cereal monsters that only come out around Halloween time.

Tags: scary, halloween, cereal, 80s, boo berry
Nugget Halloween Hat
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Description: The good ol' days where Halloween and Nuggets went hand in hand.

Tags: chickennuggets, nugs, chicky nuggies, frankenstein, chicken
Disgrunted Christmas Hat
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Description: Just like everyone these days. Santa and his crew just don't care anymore

Tags: snow, christmas sweater, funny xmas, happy holidays, family
Thanksgiving comic Hat
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Description: Most people don't that the first Thanksgiving the Turkey's ate humans and then the following year we were like wait a minute we don't want to be eaten so we decided to eat them instead.

Tags: eat, funny thanksgiving, funnytee, happy thanksgiving, holiday
Happy Thanksgiving Hat
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Description: For when you're friends sit out in the sun and you look at them like food.

Tags: thanksgiving day, turkey, happy thanksgiving, seinfeld, popart
Pumpkins Hat
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Description: A collage of crazy looking pumpkins

Tags: pumpkins, trick or treat, halloween, horror, pumpkin carving
Pumpkin barfing Hat
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Description: Who wants some pumpkin seeds!

Tags: halloween, ghost, funny, october, scary
The Strangers Hat
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Description: The only thing scarier than Strangers that prey at night are people you know that prey all the time.

Tags: friday the 13th, slasher, horror movie addict, horrormovies, killer
Eddie Munson Hat
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Description: Some Stranger things are stranger than others.

Tags: eleven, upside down, marvel, retro, superheroes
Trash Jason Hat
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Description: Jason in a Trash can for some reason

Tags: horrormovies, horror fan, horror, 80s movies, friday the 13th
Easter Bunny Hat
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Description: Here comes Peter Cotton tail barfing down the bunny trail....

Tags: vomit, gross, rabbit, easter day, crockpotcomics
Peacemaker Hat
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Description: Oh no Peacemaker has gotten a Butterfly in his nose, but luckily his faithful friend Eaglie has pulled it out before its too late.

Tags: superheroes, superhero, john cena, wwe, wrestling
Get to the Choppa! Hat

Description: Arnold finally made it to the Choppa...except its the wrong kind of chopper! Oh no! This will not end well for him at all

Tags: alien versus predator, schwarzenegger, terminator, movie, arnold
Who you gonna call? Hat
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Description: Have you ever went to pick a booger that wasn't even there? Does your nose make spooky whistling noises? Have you ever went to pick and flick yet there wasn't anything there to flick? Well you may be suffering from Ghostboogers. They put the Boo in booger.

Tags: booger, halloween gifts, ghost, scary, ghost halloween
Variant Hat
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Description: Oh no there is a new Covid Variant out there.

Tags: social distancing, cartoon, humor, loki, quarantine
Wayne's World Hat
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Description: Yeah and Monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Tags: wayne campbell, party on, party time, mike myers, garth algar
Chunky Hat
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Description: Hi My name's Chunky! Wanna buffet?

Tags: chunky, food, retro, 80s, chucky doll
Kurt Russell's vs. The Thing Hat
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Description: John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

Tags: 80s movies, halloween, monsters, funny, humor
Jason in a Jar Hat
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Description: In the Future we will jar and pickle all our celebrities and mass murderers.

Tags: halloween, crystal lake, camp crystal lake, hockey mask, horror
Mars Flips off! Hat
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Description: Martians have invaded and darn their luck. They forget their weapons so they are just flying around giving us the finger to let us know that they don't like us very much.

Tags: crockpotcomics, extraterrestrial, ufo, aliens, alien

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