Crude or Refined

The ole' cluster fuck. Some times the whole damn thing just goes to shit. Well here is the shirt for it. That is all.

Well, I can say you win some.....but, I guess I never did. Had a lot of shitty days at work and just as many after. Am I the problem? Could be. Oh well, life sucks buy a helmet

Of all them nuts they say that Bofadeez gives the consumer the best quality.

We all hear it on the radio. Seem to be in the business where if anyone is to blame it is us. You can wait 3 days for a dude to buff a weld but if you aren't there the minute the grinder hits the floor your the problem.

Some days you just wanna pull the pin and let shit happen. Frag OUT.

All them skirts know what's up with 213

Damn, that seems like along time to be pulling on a probe. Hey $20 is $20 if you into that kind of thing.

I may get knocked down, may get knocked out, or choked out. But I will not quit, I will keep going until my legs, heart and body give out....not give up.

You just gotta throw the lure out there and see what bites.

Crude oil makes the world go.

Crude is the essential oil that makes the whole world go. Period.

Crude oil is "the" essential oil. Solar can basically eat a big ole dick.

Well it isn't for everyone but this design if for some. Maybe abit more crude then some and that is OK. If you like it buy it fucker.

Well, probably not said by Albert, but who gives a damn. I don't.

Good X-ray hands seem to be a rare find anymore. Ones that do it and do it well know it and seem to be abit messed up in the ole noggin. Maybe it's the radiation or maybe it was just in the water from their pond.

Hell in the world of self identification you can all be Divas. Why the hell not.

Chicks need swag too. To the ladies of NDE we salute you.

Still a trailer just a different view. Doesn't mean your not trash either.

Everyone has that time when you are just done. Test it and some people will definitely show you you're not all of that.

My friends north of the border have a saying that is abit different. Fire and explosion equals them long paydays.

We have mostly all been on the job where shit seems to just always go sideways and when it does this saying always seems to come out. Sometimes it isn't true but more often then not.....

Some fellas are techs, some are hands and some are just not that advanced.

HollyFrontier west plant turnaround. FAFO

Some people just need to be told how you really feel about them. That is all....

Just a ticket to the show no one ever wants to be a part of. But, some times you have zero choice. Shit can go off the rails most ricky-fucking tick.

Just fuck em. Some times a fella or feline needs to get told to basically suck a dick in harsher but secret terms.

Anyone working in any trade industry or the military has heard the good old fuck em in the neck. Most of the time they earned it.

Some of us are just gluttons for punishment. What can I say. I am one.

Some of us don't even know what to do with ourselves when we only work 60 hours a week. What do you do with all that free time? Well I guess you could start an apparel company.

We are one of two guys in the group, either always out the gate on time or never out the gate on time. I personally am the latter. I seem to never be able to get my ass out the gate on time an donate.

Those who know what NDT/NDE stands for will get it of coarse. I had a fella ask me if I knew what NDT stands for when I told him to get a wire brush and prep his own welds. He didn't hand buff them......or make the end of shift.

I mean it is mostly water right? Nothing wrong with keeping my levels up. Doc told me to always change my socks and hydrate.

If you have ever been a day rate worker you know that once in a while you get that freebie. That day when you get to leave out at 2pm and are still getting paid for the rest of the day to have a few cold beers with your buddies and watch honeys on the beach. This one is for you.

That is what the modern end of job "prize" seems to have become. If you can make it to eat layoff pizza. Everyone has just given the fuck up at this point.

Seize that per diem. Most everyone has heard the saying Carpe Diem or "seize the day". Well to those of us road workers it is more than that.

When the coordinator walks in at 4:30 with the news that they just finished cleaning a tower for entry and have no permit ready and no man watch. The only real answer is "put wheels on that bitch and roll it to nightshift". Problem is I am usually the nightshift.....