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Born and raised as Montana trailer trash. My humor was roughly sharpened in the Marine Corps and honed over 20 plus years in the oil and gas sector.
Butte, Montana, USA, 3rd rock from the Sun

Tapestries

Sex should be loud, guns should be silent Tapestry
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Description: Just a feeling. Not talking fake porn star BS, but yes please. And suppressors are a invention more people should be able to have. Just saying. If we had them in my time of the Corps many people may be able to f-ing hear.

Tags: firearms, funny sayings, gun, guns, humor
HK all day Tapestry
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Description: Some things are just better if made by German engineers, guns, cars and beer come to mind.

Tags: 2nd amendment, gun, gun rights, hk, military
Zastava Arms Tapestry
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Description: Zastava arms is a Serbian manufacture of small and not small arms. Shirt is in Serbian Cyrillic with a distressed Serbian flag in the background.

Tags: 2nd amendment, ak 47, gun, gun rights, military
Arsenal arms Tapestry
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Description: Arsenal Circle 10 AK shirt in Cyrillic.

Tags: 2nd amendment, ak 47, arsenal, bulgaria, gun
Only Scans Tapestry

Description: Them UT hands need love too...........

Tags: ndt engineer, ndt technician, oil and gas, oil company, power plant
Goat Rodeo Tapestry
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Description: The ole' cluster fuck. Some times the whole damn thing just goes to shit. Well here is the shirt for it. That is all.

Tags: fucked up, humor, meltdown, shitty day, welcome to the shitshow
Marriage is a fucking crap shoot...... Tapestry
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Description: Well, I can say you win some.....but, I guess I never did. Had a lot of shitty days at work and just as many after. Am I the problem? Could be. Oh well, life sucks buy a helmet

Tags: divorce party, divorced af, ex husband, ex wife, funny quote
Bofadeez nuts Tapestry
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Description: Of all them nuts they say that Bofadeez gives the consumer the best quality.

Tags: deeznuts, funny, humor
Waiting on inspection Tapestry
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Description: We all hear it on the radio. Seem to be in the business where if anyone is to blame it is us. You can wait 3 days for a dude to buff a weld but if you aren't there the minute the grinder hits the floor your the problem.

Tags: ndt engineer, ndt technician, nuclear, oil rig, oilfield
Regulators...................Mount Up! Tapestry
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Description: All them skirts know what's up with 213

Tags: boilermaker welder, pipefitter, power plant, refinery, tradesman
Eddy current Tapestry

Description: Damn, that seems like along time to be pulling on a probe. Hey $20 is $20 if you into that kind of thing.

Tags: inspector, ndt engineer, ndt technician level ii, nuclear, oil and gas
You can't break me Tapestry
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Description: I may get knocked down, may get knocked out, or choked out. But I will not quit, I will keep going until my legs, heart and body give out....not give up.

Tags: demon, fuck fear, horror, inspiration, japan
Essential oil drilling rig Tapestry
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Description: Crude oil makes the world go.

Tags: drilling, oil, oilfield, roughneck, worker
Essential oil refinery Tapestry
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Description: Crude is the essential oil that makes the whole world go. Period.

Tags: blue collar, boilermaker welder, construction, inspector, ndt technician
Essential oil offshore Tapestry
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Description: Crude oil is "the" essential oil. Solar can basically eat a big ole dick.

Tags: blue collar, construction, drilling rig, offshore, oil
The best cardio Tapestry
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Description: Well it isn't for everyone but this design if for some. Maybe abit more crude then some and that is OK. If you like it buy it fucker.

Tags: cardio, cardio workout, funny quote, funny sayings, funnytee
It's going down Tapestry
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Description: Well, probably not said by Albert, but who gives a damn. I don't.

Tags: eat it, funny saying, funny slogan, sarcasm, sexual humour
Sources Only Tapestry

Description: Good X-ray hands seem to be a rare find anymore. Ones that do it and do it well know it and seem to be abit messed up in the ole noggin. Maybe it's the radiation or maybe it was just in the water from their pond.

Tags: construction, gas and oil, ndt technician, oil and gas, pipeline
X-ray Diva Tapestry

Description: Hell in the world of self identification you can all be Divas. Why the hell not.

Tags: construction, ndt technician level ii, power plant, refinery, xray technician
D-meter Diva Tapestry

Description: Chicks need swag too. To the ladies of NDE we salute you.

Tags: construction, gas and oil, ndt technician level ii, oil and gas, oil company
NDE same trailer Tapestry

Description: Still a trailer just a different view. Doesn't mean your not trash either.

Tags: ndt technician level ii, oil and gas, power plant, refinery
fuck around and find out Tapestry

Description: Everyone has that time when you are just done. Test it and some people will definitely show you you're not all of that.

Tags: fafo, find out, fuck around
Kaboom Ka-Ching Tapestry
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Description: My friends north of the border have a saying that is abit different. Fire and explosion equals them long paydays.

Tags: boilermaker, cash money, fuck you pay me, inspector, ndt technician
Chaos equals cash Tapestry
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Description: We have mostly all been on the job where shit seems to just always go sideways and when it does this saying always seems to come out. Sometimes it isn't true but more often then not.....

Tags: boilermaker, cash money, dollar, fuck you pay me, get paid
Whatadickhead Tapestry
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Description: Some people just need to be told how you really feel about them. That is all....

Tags: asshat, asshole, shitty day
Welcome to the shit show Tapestry
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Description: Just a ticket to the show no one ever wants to be a part of. But, some times you have zero choice. Shit can go off the rails most ricky-fucking tick.

Tags: boilermaker, construction, didnt want to come, inspection, ndt technician
Fuck em in the neck Tapestry
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Description: Just fuck em. Some times a fella or feline needs to get told to basically suck a dick in harsher but secret terms.

Tags: construction, inspector, oil and gas, oil rig, power plant
Fuck em in the neck Tapestry
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Description: Anyone working in any trade industry or the military has heard the good old fuck em in the neck. Most of the time they earned it.

Tags: oil and gas, power plant, refinery, tradesman, welder
Overtime whore Tapestry
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Description: Some of us are just gluttons for punishment. What can I say. I am one.

Tags: boilermaker, inspection, ndt technician, night shift, oil and gas
Overtime Whore Tapestry
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Description: Some of us don't even know what to do with ourselves when we only work 60 hours a week. What do you do with all that free time? Well I guess you could start an apparel company.

Tags: inspector, ndt technician, night shift, oil and gas, power plant
Whistle bit Tapestry
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Description: We are one of two guys in the group, either always out the gate on time or never out the gate on time. I personally am the latter. I seem to never be able to get my ass out the gate on time an donate.

Tags: inspector, ndt technician, oil and gas, power plant, refinery
Not doing that Tapestry

Description: Those who know what NDT/NDE stands for will get it of coarse. I had a fella ask me if I knew what NDT stands for when I told him to get a wire brush and prep his own welds. He didn't hand buff them......or make the end of shift.

Tags: funny, inspection, ndt, ndt engineer, oil and gas
Hydrate Tapestry
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Description: I mean it is mostly water right? Nothing wrong with keeping my levels up. Doc told me to always change my socks and hydrate.

Tags: beer, beers, party, stay hydrated
#Dayrate Tapestry
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Description: If you have ever been a day rate worker you know that once in a while you get that freebie. That day when you get to leave out at 2pm and are still getting paid for the rest of the day to have a few cold beers with your buddies and watch honeys on the beach. This one is for you.

Tags: business, cash, cash money, dollar, inspection
Layoff pizza Tapestry
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Description: That is what the modern end of job "prize" seems to have become. If you can make it to eat layoff pizza. Everyone has just given the fuck up at this point.

Tags: fuck off, humor, inspector, ndt technician, nuclear power
Carpe per diem Tapestry
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Description: Seize that per diem. Most everyone has heard the saying Carpe Diem or "seize the day". Well to those of us road workers it is more than that.

Tags: cash money, construction, dollar, inspector, money

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