Shorts
Description: So... I accidentally became an aggressive life coach called the Emotional Support Bastard. And people asked for t-shirts, so here's the Danny Is My Emotional Support Bastard white text version! There will be other version with spicier text on the way, as well as some more tame ones.
Description: So... I accidentally became an aggressive life coach called the Emotional Support Bastard. And people asked for t-shirts, so here's the Danny Is My Emotional Support Bastard black text version! There will be other version with spicier text on the way, as well as some more tame ones.
Description: So... I accidentally became an aggressive life coach called the Emotional Support Bastard. And people asked for t-shirts, so here's Emotional Support Cunt version with white text for all my Scottish and Australian siblings! There will be other version with spicier text on the way, as well as some more tame ones.
Description: People have talked about Project Mayhem 2025, inspired by Fight Club. So I've come up with an ethical take on removing power from the Corporations using the Deny, Defend, Depose slogan as a starting point. Deny - Refuse to engage with or support the corporation in any way you are able—deny them your money, data, and legitimacy by exposing their flaws Defend - Protect communities and individuals affected by the corporations by amplifying their voices, organizing support, and advocating for justice Depose - Work to dislodge their power through campaigns, protests, and collective actions that challenge their dominance
Description: Do your best, but don't let perfection stop you from finishing I'm a perfectionist from way back. I still try for perfect but I've learned to accept good as a fair compromise. And occasionally, when things just need to do the basics, I've learned to accept finished as a substitute for good.
Description: Yours truly as Santa, with three ginger kittens. We actually found these kittens, which had been dumped in a national park, in late Nov. We saved them, fostered them, and thanks to the brilliant work of RSPCA, got them desexed, vaccinated, chipped, and then we looked after them for a few weeks until they found their forever homes. I wanted a picture of all three with me in my Santa gear to remember them and this was the result. The one on the right was my absolute favourite, but they were all lovely.
Description: Did you think Batman or Batgirl just started doing flips on their own? No way! They trained on the mats, beams, bars, and rings! As always, let me know if you’d like a design with a custom colour. I went with this shade of blue because that’s the standard colour for where my daughter does gymnastics. She’s training to be Batgirl!
Shy Loud Shorts
$27
Description: One of the most beautiful spacecrafts in science fiction is The Liberator from Blake’s 7. Made by The System and originally called Deep Space Vehicle 2, these are the main markings on the body of the ship. This is a clean version, without panels and other colours. Since most folks think of the ship as white due to over-lighting, I have presented the markings here against a plain white background.
Description: Are you going 2000 and 1s or 2s? My recreation of the Zero Gravity Toilet instructions from 2001 – A Space Odyssey. As usual, I’ve tried to be as accurate as possible, right down to end of line justifications. That said, this is the cut-down version, not the one with the full 10 point instructions. The full version is also on the site.
Description: I love the Space Invaders. Apart from the retro appeal, the designs of the creatures are iconic – you see that shape and you know just what it is. I thought this might be a quick, fun little piece. Instead it took me days to get right and over 33 hours to render! But you can have it with none of that trouble!
