danielsussman

Description: The only font better than Wingdings is Wingdings 2. But Wingdings 3 sucks!!!

Description: Violence is never funny. Cute, but not funny.

Description: Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

Description: If you don't get it then you're not cool.

Description: Little-known fact: the key to success is a t-shirt that is printed on a t-shirt that you can't actually wear because it's actually only wearable by entities that live on other t-shirts. Therefore success is out of reach. ???

Description: They don't want you to have this t-shirt. They are skilled in the art of reverse psychology. It will work.