Danimals-Wearables

*Autotune not included

I don't think we ever found out where they were from

Can't explain all the feelings that this shirt is making me feel

A cheesy pun for the new year

This is what the LL stands for in LL Bean. We all know this

So no one told you the afterlife was gonna be this way? 👏👏👏👏

Merriam Webster's defines Looptid as a "word that don't mean nothing." The perfect shirt to where while getting busy in a Burger King bathroom

A tribute to a Notoriously good cocktail

A play on a classic joke that couldn't possibly bomb

This shirt is somber so it's ok to cry. It's called "He Layeth on High" and it's about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato

I, I've got what you need. But you say it's just a shirt. You say it's just a shirt.

A Stranger Things logo parody shirt that's an Eleven out of Ten

I asked an AI to make clip art for a 4th of July sale and this is what I got. Not really what I was going for, but seemed like it would probably make a good shirt.

For those of us with who stand ringside but have no ring on their finger

Either a logo for an obscure black metal project produced by a single anonymous Scandinavian, or the most brütal eye exam you'll ever take. Only the trve kvlt will know.