Danimals-Wearables

Description: Show your Papal College spirit with this fun design now that the conclave has finished

Description: Vote Dustin Pedroia into the MLB Hall of Fame and all of your wildest dreams will come true

Description: As worn by the Wicked Witch of the West End. She met her fate when she was thrown into the harbor like all that tea.

Description: A letter to Santa is really a manifesto when you think about it, and Santa should be careful opening those letters.

Description: The true Gift of the Magi.

Description: Why are we only ever giving anyone the ol' razzle dazzle? It's time for a harder, edgier razzle dazzle that KoRn and Limp Bizkit would approve of

Description: Do you remember? It was the 5th night of November

Description: Ok USA, here's the Muppets / Bloodsport crossover everyone's been asking for. Featuring Kermit the Frog as Frank "Mahna Mahna Doo Doo Doo Doo" Dukes ready to compete in the kumite

Description: *Autotune not included

Description: I don't think we ever found out where they were from

Description: Can't explain all the feelings that this shirt is making me feel

Description: A cheesy pun for the new year

Description: This is what the LL stands for in LL Bean. We all know this

Description: So no one told you the afterlife was gonna be this way? 👏👏👏👏

Description: Merriam Webster's defines Looptid as a "word that don't mean nothing." The perfect shirt to where while getting busy in a Burger King bathroom

Description: #SnakeFacts

Description: A tribute to a Notoriously good cocktail

Description: A play on a classic joke that couldn't possibly bomb

Description: This shirt is somber so it's ok to cry. It's called "He Layeth on High" and it's about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato

Description: A Stranger Things logo parody shirt that's an Eleven out of Ten

Description: I asked an AI to make clip art for a 4th of July sale and this is what I got. Not really what I was going for, but seemed like it would probably make a good shirt.

Description: For those of us with who stand ringside but have no ring on their finger

Description: Either a logo for an obscure black metal project produced by a single anonymous Scandinavian, or the most brütal eye exam you'll ever take. Only the trve kvlt will know.