DannedIfYouDo

Description: Used to be a Wild Thing. Now I've mellowed. I'm a Mild Thing. Super chill.

Description: This jawn is the jawn: LeJawn, if you will. Welcome to the Philadelphia 76ers, LeBron James!

Description: You scream it now wear it! E-A-G-L-E-S-Eagles!!!! You bleed green now hide the wounds in the great philly football t-shirt.

Description: You scream it now wear it! E-A-G-L-E-S-Eagles!!!! You bleed green now hide the wounds in the great philly football t-shirt.

Description: Philadelphia Eagle Saquon Barkley actually jumped BACKWARDS over a defender during a football game. GO BIRDS!

Description: Philadelphia Eagle Saquon Barkley actually jumped BACKWARDS over a defender during a football game. GO BIRDS!

Description: Now drag yourself down to the principal's office!

Description: Lock in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Description: Lock in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Description: Lock in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Description: Leeloo Dallas multipass. Muuultipass... From The Fifth Element directly to your torso, wear what Leeloo, Korben, Ruby, or even Zorg would rock.

Description: Leeloo Dallas multipass. Muuultipass... From The Fifth Element directly to your torso, wear what Leeloo, Korben, Ruby, or even Zorg would rock.

Description: Leeloo Dallas multipass. Muuultipass... From The Fifth Element directly to your torso, wear what Leeloo, Korben, Ruby, or even Zorg would rock.

Description: Leeloo Dallas multipass. Muuultipass... From The Fifth Element directly to your torso, wear what Leeloo, Korben, Ruby Rhod, or even Zorg would rock.

Description: Would you, could you, take a dump on The Constitution? Or, should I say, take a trump on it? Resist in colorful fashion. Trump sucks and anybody in Whoville can tell you that.

Description: A polite way to say no thank you. I'm chill. Nothing needed. I'm good.

Description: Does love find a way? You bet jurassic does! A message of acceptance, romance, and diversity. Love knows no bounds and always, uh, uh, finds a way.

Description: Does love find a way? You bet jurassic does! A message of acceptance, romance, and diversity. Love knows no bounds and always, uh, uh, finds a way.

Description: Gardening and flower farming is hard work. That's why I sit at my desk and design tees. Spring flowers are beautiful however!

Description: Pissed off, worried, or on the edge? Take another look. It's all okay now.

Description: Sometimes teamwork does NOT make the dream work.

Description: The Rappin' Duke Shawn Brown said it best. "Kinda Laid Back Like a Dead Fly". You're chill. But not that chill.

Description: OMG the flowers grow, the plants grow, the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds grow more. Any gardener or landscaper knows this. Got flowers? Got weeds.

Description: If you're an introvert, antisocial, or just enjoy the silence, tell the world "I'm on mute" without saying a word. You're on mute? No, I'M on mute. Intentionally.

Description: Chill with the beest of us. Get it? No? The bees are happy! You're happy. Don't worry, gardener?

Description: You kinda care. But not really. As long as it's not messy. "Don't You Die On Me!" and "Don't Die on Me!" is a staple of the action movie genre. "Die over there" is a staple of my relationships.

Description: You kinda care. But not really. As long as it's not messy. "Don't you die on me!" and "Don't die on me!" are staples of the action movie/adventure movie genre. "Die over there" is a staple of my relationships.

Description: Parallel dimensions, quantum reality, wormholes, The Matrix, living inside a simulation. Plenty of places for a-holes to hide, amiright?

Description: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Nope. Straight up Hanukkah. Looking for proof in a tee shirt? "Hans, bubbe-I am your white knight!"

Description: Been nice. Time for naughty. If you're headed for your last office holiday party, this is better than an ugly sweater.

Description: Been nice. Time for naughty. If you're headed for your last office holiday party, this is better than an ugly sweater.

Description: Who needs an ugly xmas sweater when you have this? Take yo elf of that shelf.