DannedIfYouDo

Description: The dinosaurs probably thought it was pretty beautiful until it murdered them. Buy this before it goes extinct? You bet Jurass' your friends will laugh? Don't care. Pick one.

Description: Used to be a Wild Thing. Now I've mellowed. I'm a Mild Thing. Super chill.

Description: You scream it now wear it! E-A-G-L-E-S-Eagles!!!! You bleed green now hide the wounds in the great philly football t-shirt.

Description: You scream it now wear it! E-A-G-L-E-S-Eagles!!!! You bleed green now hide the wounds in the great philly football t-shirt.

Description: Now drag yourself down to the principal's office!

Description: Sometimes this is the hardest thing to say. I hope this shirt will inspire a deep, healthy conversation about your mental health and ways people can help.

Description: Now drag yourself down to the principal's office!

Description: Pooh Bears should not drink vodka. Or puke it all over the Hundred Acre Wood.

Description: Pooh Bears should not drink tequila. Or puke it all over the Hundred Acre Wood.

Description: Pooh Bears should not drink whiskey. Or puke it all over the Hundred Acre Wood.

Description: Lock in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Description: Lock in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Description: Lock in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Description: Would you, could you, take a dump on The Constitution? Or, should I say, take a trump on it? Resist in colorful fashion. Trump sucks and anybody in Whoville can tell you that.

Description: Ronald Reagan irreversibly crippled our country. That's why this shirt is not a reversible one.

Description: A polite way to say no thank you. I'm chill. Nothing needed. I'm good.

Description: Does love find a way? You bet jurassic does! A message of acceptance, romance, and diversity. Love knows no bounds and always, uh, uh, finds a way.

Description: Does love find a way? You bet jurassic does! A message of acceptance, romance, and diversity. Love knows no bounds and always, uh, uh, finds a way.

Description: Jeff Golblum is your valentine. He's my valentine. He's EVERYONE's valentine. Gotta love him. Especially in Jurassic Park and Independence Day.

Description: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Rick Astley & Winnie the Pooh express love, friendship, and dedication.

Description: The Hundred Acre Wood is no place for a Bear of Little Brain. Or you.

Description: The Hundred Acre Wood is no place for a Bear of Little Brain. Or you.

Description: Pissed off, worried, or on the edge? Take another look. It's all okay now.

Description: Sometimes teamwork does NOT make the dream work.

Description: Nancy Drew never claimed to be a physicist.

Description: Winnie the Pooh, head stuck in a jar like a dumbass. Bear of Little Brain, indeed.

Description: We know what Clarence meant. If dumb people kept quiet, you, too, could have a Wonderful Life.

Description: I don't give damn. I don't give a fuck. Shut up and go away. But, you know, with more sass.

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: You're a troublemaker and a mess—I get it. That's hot.

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: The famous line from Jeff Goldblum/Dr. Ian Malcolm when escaping the T-Rex in a jeep on Jurassic Park. And really, who hasn't said this when stuck in stadium traffic?

Description: Parallel dimensions, quantum reality, wormholes, The Matrix, living inside a simulation. Plenty of places for a-holes to hide, amiright?

Description: You're a troublemaker and a mess—I get it. That's hot.