DannedIfYouDo

Description: It's an honest question. Nick Frost's Ed asks this of Shaun, Dianne and crew at The Winchester pub just before the zombie apocalypse.

Description: The Hundred Acre Wood is no place for a Bear of Little Brain. Or you.

Description: The Hundred Acre Wood is no place for a Bear of Little Brain. Or you.

Description: Pissed off, worried, or on the edge? Take another look. It's all okay now.

Description: Sometimes teamwork does NOT make the dream work.

Description: The Rappin' Duke Shawn Brown said it best. "Kinda Laid Back Like a Dead Fly". You're chill. But not that chill.

Description: Nancy Drew never claimed to be a physicist.

Description: OMG the flowers grow, the plants grow, the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds grow more. Any gardener or landscaper knows this. Got flowers? Got weeds.

Description: Got an attitude problem? Eat it. A bad memory? Eat it. Vexing math problem? Eat that, too.

Description: If you're an introvert, antisocial, or just enjoy the silence, tell the world "I'm on mute" without saying a word. You're on mute? No, I'M on mute. Intentionally.

Description: Winnie the Pooh, head stuck in a jar like a dumbass. Bear of Little Brain, indeed.

Description: Chill with the beest of us. Get it? No? The bees are happy! You're happy. Don't worry, gardener?

Description: We know what Clarence meant. If dumb people kept quiet, you, too, could have a Wonderful Life.

Description: I don't give damn. I don't give a fuck. Shut up and go away. But, you know, with more sass.

Description: It's an honest question. Nick Frost's Ed asks this of Shaun, Dianne and crew at The Winchester pub just before the zombie apocalypse.

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: You're a troublemaker and a mess—I get it. That's hot.

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: People are DYING (and then reanimating) to wear this zombie t-shirt. Shaun himself would be proud. Fear the walking dead? Sing along!

Description: The famous line from Jeff Goldblum/Dr. Ian Malcolm when escaping the T-Rex in a jeep on Jurassic Park. And really, who hasn't said this when stuck in stadium traffic?

Description: You kinda care. But not really. As long as it's not messy. "Don't You Die On Me!" and "Don't Die on Me!" is a staple of the action movie genre. "Die over there" is a staple of my relationships.

Description: You kinda care. But not really. As long as it's not messy. "Don't you die on me!" and "Don't die on me!" are staples of the action movie/adventure movie genre. "Die over there" is a staple of my relationships.

Description: About all yer gonna get on that there dinosaur island. Dunno wut yer thinking, goin ta Jurassic Park.

Description: Parallel dimensions, quantum reality, wormholes, The Matrix, living inside a simulation. Plenty of places for a-holes to hide, amiright?

Description: What happens on Bourbon Street STAYS all over the front of your clothing.

Description: Were you expecting something else? Subvert expectations. Show you're witty—and a little playful. New Orleans, Mardi Gras, Bourbon Street, The French Quarter... it's all a blur and now that blur is all over my shirt.

Description: A throwback hanukkah tee based on the Steven Spielberg film, Minority Report, starring Tom Cruise.

Description: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Nope. Straight up Hanukkah. Looking for proof in a tee shirt? "Hans, bubbe-I am your white knight!"

Description: Been nice. Time for naughty. If you're headed for your last office holiday party, this is better than an ugly sweater.

Description: Been nice. Time for naughty. If you're headed for your last office holiday party, this is better than an ugly sweater.

Description: If you're a pennywise shopper (see what I did there?), you'll love IT (I did it again). I hope your days will be Derry and bright! Eh?

Description: Who needs an ugly xmas sweater when you have this? Take yo elf of that shelf.

Description: Talk about spreading Xmas cheer. This misheard lyric is perfect for the holidays.

Description: Okay, so you were in Sin City (Las Vegas), and you did some things. What happens in Vegas STAYS all over the front of your shirt.