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Description: Dracula I Feel Like Work Got Custody Of Me And Home Just Got Visitation Rights

Description: Dracula Back In My Day We Didn't Have As Many Warning Labels People Weren't So Fucking Stupid

Description: Crocodile Some People Need A Shock Collar And I Need The Remote

Description: Crocodile I'm Glad I've Got Boobies The Last Thing I Need Is People Making Eye Contact With Me

Description: Crocodile Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday Didn't Give A Fuck Today And I Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow

Description: Chicken I Farted In My Wallet Now I Have Gas Money

Description: Boo My Entire Life Can Be Summed Up In One Sentence Well That Didn't Go As Planned

Description: Boo It's So Hot That When I Fart I Can't Tell If I Shit My Pants Or Just Sprayed The Sweat Off My Butthole

Description: Bear When I Gave A Fuck I Was Taken For Granted But When I Said Fuck It I Become The Bad Guy

Description: Bear My Kids Accused Me Of Having A Favorite Child Which Is Ridiculous Because I Don't Like Any Of Them My Grandchildren Are My Favorite

Description: Bear If We Get In Trouble It's My Papa's Fault Because I Listened To Him

Description: Wolf A Kiss Ass Can Only Kiss So Much Ass Before They Choke On Shit

Description: Viking I Can Be Mean As Fuck Sweet As Candy Cold As Water Evil As Hell Or Loyal Like A Soldier It All Depends On You

Description: Elf I Can Be Mean As Fuck Sweet As Candy Cold As Water Evil As Hell Or Loyal Like A Soldier It All Depends On You

Description: Duck My One Regret Is That I Did Not Tell Enough People To Fuck Off

Description: Donkey Never Hold Your Farts In They Travel Up Your Spine Into Your Brain And That's Where Shitty Ideas Come From

Description: Woman Be Kind Of Woman That When Your Feet Hit The Floor Each Morning The Devil Says Oh Crap She's Up

Description: Bat Some People Are Like Old TVs They Need To Be Slapped A Few Times To Get The Fucking Picture

Description: Bat Short Girls Look So Sweet And Cute Until You Piss Them Off Then They're Like A Chipmunk With Rabies

Description: Bat I'm Not Mean Or Cold Hearted I'm Just Sick Of Being Fucked Over

Description: Bat I May Have The Right To Remain Silent But Boy Oh Boy Do I Lack The Ability

Description: Skull My Daughter Got Her Attitude From Me I'm Idgaf And She's Idgaf Junior

Description: Skull I Ain't Apologizing For Shit I Do When I'm Mad You Should Have Left Me The Fuck Alone

Description: Elf My Mind Is A Dangerous Place But My Mouth Is Worse I Have No Filters Or Brakes If It Hits My Brain It's Gonna Fly Outta My Mouth

Description: Skull Fucking With Me Was Your First Mistake Fuck With My Family It'll Be Your Last

Description: Elephant Real Friends Show You Their Boobs True Friends Let You Touch Them

Description: Donkey You Talk So Much Shit I Don't Know Whether To Offer You A Breath Mint Or Toilet Paper

Description: Woman Strong Women Aren't Simply Born We Are Made By The Storms We Walk Through

Description: Woman Strangers Think I'm Quiet My Friends Think I'm Outgoing My Best Friends Know I'm Crazy

Description: Skeleton With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There Here A Fuck There A Fuck I Don’t Give A Fuck Fuck!

Description: Skull I Will Not Break But One Day I Will Fucking Snap

Description: Raven Don't Like Me Take A Number It's Gonna Be A While Before I Give A Fuck

Description: Otter Back In My Day We Didn't Have As Many Warning Labels People Weren't So Fucking Stupid

Description: Otter As I Get Older I Don't Really Sleep Anymore It's More Of A Doze Between Pee Breaks

Description: Frog I'm Not Fucking Perfect But I'm 100% Me

Description: Crocodile I Ain't Apologizing For Shit I Do When I'm Mad You Should Have Left Me The Fuck Alone