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Description: Chicken After All These Years My Wife Still Thinks I'm Sexy Every Time I Walk By She Says What An Ass

Description: Bear The Way My Life Is Set Up I Speak My Fucking Mind I'm Too Old To Hide My Feelings Or Sugar Coat Shit

Description: Woman One Day I'll Do Amazing Things Today I'll Be Satisfied If I Manage Not To Spill Food On My Boobs

Description: Woman I Thought I Was Having A Hot Flash This Morning Then I Realize My Left Boob Had Fallen Into My Coffee

Description: Wolf Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Add Some Fuck Yous A Pinch Of Bite Me Stir And Shove It

Description: Skull If You're Trying To Scare Me I'm Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Mummy If You're Trying To Scare Me I'm Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Duck I'm Not Mean Or Cold Hearted I'm Just Sick Of Being Fucked Over

Description: Chicken Like Father Like Daughter Whether That Is A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing Is A Matter Of Opinion

Description: Bear I Don't Always Listen To My Papa But When I Do We Always Get In Trouble

Description: Wolf How Do You Sleep At Night Knowing People Don't Like You Me With No Underwear In Case They Want To Kiss My Ass

Description: Elf You Call It OCD I Call It Put The Fucking Thing Back Where It Belongs

Description: Donkey I Don't Have A Short Temper I Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit

Description: Snowman I Am A Grumpy Woman I Am Who I Am I Have Anger Issues Thin Patience Do Not Play Well With Stupid People And Cuss Too Much I Am Living My Best Life Your Approval Isn't Needed

Description: Skull You Talk So Much Shit I Don't Know Whether To Offer You A Breath Mint Or Toilet Paper

Description: Elf Don't Like Me Take A Number It's Gonna Be A While Before I Give A Fuck

Description: Moose My Mind Is A Dangerous Place But My Mouth Is Worse I Have No Filters Or Brakes If It Hits My Brain It's Gonna Fly Outta My Mouth

Description: Moose I'm Not Mean Or Cold Hearted I'm Just Sick Of Being Fucked Over

Description: Elf I Ain't Apologizing For Shit I Do When I'm Mad You Should Have Left Me The Fuck Alone

Description: Elf Didn't Care Yesterday Don't Give A Shit Today Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow

Description: Crow Remember No One Is Perfect Everyone’s Ass Has A Crack In It

Description: Raccoon If You're Trying To Scare Me I'm Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Mummy One Day I'm Going To Say Fuck It And Let All My Demons Out To Play

Description: Mummy If You’re Trying To Scare Me I’m Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Frog When I Gave A Fuck I Was Taken For Granted But When I Said Fuck It I Become The Bad Guy

Description: Crocodile My One Regret Is That I Didn’t Tell Enough People To Fuck Off

Description: Rooster I Don't Beg For Friends So Whether You Speak To Me Or Not I Don't Give A Flying Fuck

Description: Chicken Every Day Of My Life I'm Forced To Add Another Name To The List Of People Who Can Just Kiss My Ass

Description: Cat Have The Balls To Say It To My Face Or Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut

Description: Bat My Goal In Life Is To Piss Off At Least One Person A Day So Far I'm 13 Years 4 Months And 21 Days A Head Of Schedule

Description: Bat Like Father Like Daughter Whether That Is A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing Is A Matter Of Opinion

Description: Viking I Don't Have A Bad Temper I Just Don't Tolerate Fucking Bull Shit & Drama

Description: Duck Never Fuck Up Someone's Life With Lies When Your Own Can Be Destroyed With The Truth

Description: Duck I Already Know I'm Going To Hell Might As Well Stir Some Shit Up Before I Make My Exit

Description: Chicken I'm So Old I Remember One Bathroom For The Whole Family A Phone On The Wall No Internet & A TV With Rabbit Ears & Just 3 Channels And We Still Made It

Description: Wolf I Already Know I'm Going To Hell Might As Well Stir Some Shit Up Before I Make My Exit