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Cosmic Christy the Destroyer/Creator is a Pleiadian Star Seed sent to Earth from the High Council of Seven to stir sh*t up with "ART".
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Baseball T-Shirts

L'Enfant Sauságe Baseball T-Shirt

Description: This child sausage and his choices are wild

Tags: bad choices, gojira, musk, napoleon, tesla
Tex-Men Baseball T-Shirt

Description: The Morally Inept Tex_Men in Democracy Apocalypse

Tags: comics, donald trump, greg abbott, politics, republican party
Orange Crush Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: This dumb dude is gonna kill us all.

Tags: atomic bomb, donald trump, orange crush, political humor, political satire
Still Fresh Baseball T-Shirt

Description: This Juice never goes bad...

Tags: 70s rock, classic rock, juice, retro
HellBallz Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Im not even sure where this one came from. My obsession with Floyd and Hellboy, I guess.

Tags: comic, comics, mash up, music, pink floyd
DARK ENCOUNTERS Baseball T-Shirt

Description: DM take on "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind" Great film

Tags: abduction, alien, close encounters of the third kind, extraterrestrials, movie art
WHAT IF - BIG BIZ Baseball T-Shirt

Description: DM What If Series - What if Robert Bigelow was Bizarro

Tags: absurdity, alien, bizarro, humor, robert bigelow
REGAN '84 Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Let Make America Hell on Earth

Tags: horror, politics, possessed, reagan bush 84, regan
Indolent Anunnaki Vassal Baseball T-Shirt

Description: If you don't know, read a book... but it has to be the right book. Not the one they're ramming down your throat.

Tags: alien, amnesia, slavery
The Machine: Florence Baseball T-Shirt

Description: a lil reversal because Im clever like that.

Tags: ai, android, artificial intelligence, singer songwriter
Drag Me To Hell Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Im into putting beloved Heroes in drag to piss off the ignorant and close-minded.

Tags: clark kent, comics, drag, drag queen, gay rights
Genghis Tron Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: Mashup of two great things and just so happened to be a pretty cool band too

Tags: band, disney, genghis khan, mongol, musician
McGuilded Baseball T-Shirt

Description: the DM take on an 80s icon

Tags: 80s, powell, retro, skateboard, skater
The Great Absurdity Baseball T-Shirt
Main Tag:  

Description: We're all about poking the bear at Dark Markers

Tags: absurdity, adversary, jesus christ, old testament, sarcasm
Pleiades One Baseball T-Shirt

Description: New DM Pleiadian logo tee

Tags: alien, cosmic, pleiadian, sacred geometry, seven sisters
FORBIDDEN CABARET Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Robolust and Crypto = the Future

Tags: bender, bitcoin, cryptocurrency, forbidden planet, futurama
HERESY-ING is BELIEVING Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Its just mind blowing, life changing art... duh...

Tags: cosmic, knights, religion, sacred geometry
Fast Rhonda Baseball T-Shirt

Description: BUY... EAT... DIE...

Tags: end of the world, zombie, funnytee, absurd, slave
Little Ophanim Annie Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: Tomorrow... Tomorrow... is an Illusion...

Tags: 80s, absurd, angel wings, angelic, annie
The Influence Baseball T-Shirt

Description: ...YOU...ARE...DOING...GREAT...KYLE...KEEP...PUSHING...

Tags: ass, hashtag, humor, social media, twitter
Mahadevi Redemption Baseball T-Shirt

Description: It's time to clean house... Buckle up...

Tags: fantastic four, absurd, hindu god, comics, shiva
Florida... Must Be Destroyed... Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Do we really need it? I think not...

Tags: aliens, cops, destruction, flamingo, florida
Foresight Cabaret Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: It's Friday Night Clop Drop!

Tags: 80s movies, cabaret, cyclops, science fiction, smart ass
Freddy's Stories Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Show up to the BBQ in this super-deep Nietzsche Tee and blow em all away because you're a big boy now.

Tags: aliens, philosopher, deep, smart, absurd
UNVC Baseball T-Shirt

Description: EMNU or UATO really shoulda stepped in here.

Tags: comics, native americans, fantastic four, united states of america, colonialism
QvK Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Esa Perra Esta Loca...

Tags: mayan, karen, absurd, karens, aztec
RORDAN Baseball T-Shirt

Description: So fairways are covered in blood. Just how we like it.

Tags: funnytee, superhero, watchmen, comics, absurd
SNH Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Time is nonlinear on the dance floor baby...

Tags: boogie, extraterrestrial, time travel, saturday night fever, travolta
Lets Get Thothy Baseball T-Shirt
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Description: That thing sure knew how to party... My god...

Tags: funnytee, absurd, party time, thoth egyptian god, comic
Volkaron - Defender of the Universe Baseball T-Shirt

Description: All parking spots are safe reserved, so don't even think about it.

Tags: comic, space, hero, anime and manga, karen
ZERO VISION Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Heroes come in all sorts of kooky ways. Dont you agree?

Tags: absurd, comics, funnytee, musician, stevie
Ice Cream Conan O'Brien the Barbarian Baseball T-Shirt

Description: In the Dark Markers Universe, anything is possible. Especially if it's a bit snarky and will make everyone at the supermarket uncomfy. But that one Uncle you're not allowed to hang out with will love it. Aliens, Androids, Animals, Ascencion, Asshats, Absurdity.

Tags: conan, absurdity, irony, comic, fantasy

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