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Cosmic Christy the Destroyer/Creator is a Pleiadian Star Seed sent to Earth from the High Council of Seven to stir sh*t up with "ART".
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MELANCHOLIA HAS ARRIVED Hat
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Description: great lyric to a great song

Tags: heavy metal, melancholic, ocean, oceanlife, rock bands
ICE BREAKER Hat
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Description: My only fear is being fearless

Tags: abolish ice, anti ice, anti trump, political
L'Enfant Sauságe Hat
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Description: This child sausage and his choices are wild

Tags: bad choices, gojira, musk, napoleon, tesla
Tex-Men Hat
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Description: The Morally Inept Tex_Men in Democracy Apocalypse

Tags: comics, donald trump, greg abbott, politics, republican party
Orange Crush Hat
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Description: This dumb dude is gonna kill us all.

Tags: atomic bomb, donald trump, orange crush, political humor, political satire
DDRR Hat
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Description: Great lyrics that make me think about a brutal country.

Tags: heavy metal, music, rock music, spiritbox
Still Fresh Hat
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Description: This Juice never goes bad...

Tags: 70s rock, classic rock, juice, retro
HellBallz Hat
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Description: Im not even sure where this one came from. My obsession with Floyd and Hellboy, I guess.

Tags: comic, comics, mash up, music, pink floyd
DARK ENCOUNTERS Hat
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Description: DM take on "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind" Great film

Tags: abduction, alien, close encounters of the third kind, extraterrestrials, movie art
WHAT IF - BIG BIZ Hat
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Description: DM What If Series - What if Robert Bigelow was Bizarro

Tags: absurdity, alien, bizarro, humor, robert bigelow
REGAN '84 Hat
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Description: Let Make America Hell on Earth

Tags: horror, politics, possessed, reagan bush 84, regan
Indolent Anunnaki Vassal Hat
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Description: If you don't know, read a book... but it has to be the right book. Not the one they're ramming down your throat.

Tags: alien, amnesia, slavery
Huckersuk's Hindsight Reptowels Hat
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Description: If you're the type of person that likes to weird out everyone at Applesbee's, then boy oh boy, we've got your Tees

Tags: confusion, hindsight, reptile, snarky saying, towel
The Machine: Florence Hat

Description: a lil reversal because Im clever like that.

Tags: ai, android, artificial intelligence, singer songwriter
Drag Me To Hell Hat
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Description: Im into putting beloved Heroes in drag to piss off the ignorant and close-minded.

Tags: clark kent, comics, drag, drag queen, gay rights
Genghis Tron Hat
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Description: Mashup of two great things and just so happened to be a pretty cool band too

Tags: band, disney, genghis khan, mongol, musician
The Great Absurdity Hat
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Description: We're all about poking the bear at Dark Markers

Tags: absurdity, adversary, jesus christ, old testament, sarcasm
Pleiades One Hat
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Description: New DM Pleiadian logo tee

Tags: alien, cosmic, pleiadian, sacred geometry, seven sisters
FORBIDDEN CABARET Hat
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Description: Robolust and Crypto = the Future

Tags: bender, bitcoin, cryptocurrency, forbidden planet, futurama
HERESY-ING is BELIEVING Hat
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Description: Its just mind blowing, life changing art... duh...

Tags: cosmic, knights, religion, sacred geometry
Fast Rhonda Hat
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Description: BUY... EAT... DIE...

Tags: end of the world, zombie, funnytee, absurd, slave
Little Ophanim Annie Hat
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Description: Tomorrow... Tomorrow... is an Illusion...

Tags: 80s, absurd, angel wings, angelic, annie
The Influence Hat
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Description: ...YOU...ARE...DOING...GREAT...KYLE...KEEP...PUSHING...

Tags: ass, hashtag, humor, social media, twitter
Mahadevi Redemption Hat
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Description: It's time to clean house... Buckle up...

Tags: fantastic four, absurd, hindu god, comics, shiva
Florida... Must Be Destroyed... Hat
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Description: Do we really need it? I think not...

Tags: aliens, cops, destruction, flamingo, florida
Foresight Cabaret Hat
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Description: It's Friday Night Clop Drop!

Tags: 80s movies, cabaret, cyclops, science fiction, smart ass
Freddy's Stories Hat
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Description: Show up to the BBQ in this super-deep Nietzsche Tee and blow em all away because you're a big boy now.

Tags: aliens, philosopher, deep, smart, absurd
UNVC Hat
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Description: EMNU or UATO really shoulda stepped in here.

Tags: comics, native americans, fantastic four, united states of america, colonialism
QvK Hat
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Description: Esa Perra Esta Loca...

Tags: mayan, karen, absurd, karens, aztec
RORDAN Hat
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Description: So fairways are covered in blood. Just how we like it.

Tags: funnytee, superhero, watchmen, comics, absurd
SNH Hat
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Description: Time is nonlinear on the dance floor baby...

Tags: boogie, extraterrestrial, time travel, saturday night fever, travolta
Lets Get Thothy Hat
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Description: That thing sure knew how to party... My god...

Tags: funnytee, absurd, party time, thoth egyptian god, comic
Volkaron - Defender of the Universe Hat
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Description: All parking spots are safe reserved, so don't even think about it.

Tags: comic, space, hero, anime and manga, karen
ZERO VISION Hat
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Description: Heroes come in all sorts of kooky ways. Dont you agree?

Tags: absurd, comics, funnytee, musician, stevie
Ice Cream Conan O'Brien the Barbarian Hat

Description: In the Dark Markers Universe, anything is possible. Especially if it's a bit snarky and will make everyone at the supermarket uncomfy. But that one Uncle you're not allowed to hang out with will love it. Aliens, Androids, Animals, Ascencion, Asshats, Absurdity.

Tags: conan, absurdity, irony, comic, fantasy

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