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Chris is a designer from Nebraska that tinkers in many different styles... and is a proud co-founder of Dastardly Designs!
Lincoln, NE

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My First Vampire Teeth (Candy Corn) Shorts
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Description: If you know, you know... candy corn, the original vampire teeth since 1888.

Tags: pagan, sweet, pumpkin, candy, happy
Bad Apple Design - Logo Tee Shorts
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Description: Logo tee for Bad Apple Design

Tags: apple, bad, fruit, humor

Bad Apple Design - Logo Tee Shorts

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Pono & Speak Aloha! Shorts
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Description: Be Kind. Be Thankful. Take Responsibility. Speak Aloha!

Tags: hawaiian aloha, hawaiian beach, hawaiian islands, beach, hawaii

Pono & Speak Aloha! Shorts

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I Work So My Puppy Has Nice Things! Shorts
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Description: The shirt says it all and we all do it for our dogs!

Tags: beagle apparel, beagle moms, beagle lover, beagle funny, beagle dad
Screw It Shorts
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Description: Dad-joke humor strikes again.

Tags: cant, screw, dad jokes, fuck it, screwed

Screw It Shorts

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I'm a fungi! Shorts
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Description: You know that always down for a good time.

Tags: humor, dad jokes, mushroom, fungus, dad

I'm a fungi! Shorts

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No Beer, No Cheer Shorts
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Description: If you're a beer lover and an introvert, you'll understand. Sometimes it's all about the beer, if you want me to be there and be excited.

Tags: alcohol, beer brewer, beer gift, beers, beer sayings

No Beer, No Cheer Shorts

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Crab Apple Shorts
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Description: The shirt speaks for itself... Crab + Apple = Crabapple

Tags: dad jokes, funnytee, crab, crabby, apple

Crab Apple Shorts

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Words R Fun: Bumfuzzled Shorts
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Description: Bumfuzzled: Confused

Tags: word, words of wisdom, quotes, text, typography

Words R Fun: Bumfuzzled Shorts

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Words R Fun: Wabbit Shorts
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Description: Wabbit: adj. Tired, exhausted... not the wascally kind.

Tags: wascally, wabbit season, wabbit

Words R Fun: Wabbit Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Nessy Shorts

Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: horror, bigfoot, scary, creature, cryptozoology

#MonsterProblems - Nessy Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Ghost Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: quotes, humor, horror, scary, pumpkin

#MonsterProblems - Ghost Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Drac Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: scary, monster, quotes, vampires, horror

#MonsterProblems - Drac Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Frank Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: horror, halloween, monster, scary, quotes

#MonsterProblems - Frank Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Big Foot Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: halloween, problems, retro, horror, i believe

#MonsterProblems - Big Foot Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Coronavirus Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: problems, inspirational, motivational, affirmation, monster
#MonsterProblems - The Kraken Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: affirmation, kraken, cryptozoology, monster, monster problems
Don't Breathe On Me Shorts

Description: Don't breathe on me face mask - My take on the Don't Tread on Me

Tags: liberty, covid19, snake, dont tread on me, tread

Don't Breathe On Me Shorts

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No coffee, no talkee Shorts
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Description: I am not a morning person, so don't talk to me before i've had coffee.

Tags: coffee bean, coffee is always a good idea, morning person, mornings, caffeine

No coffee, no talkee Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Godzilla Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: monster problems, affirmation, cryptozoology, halloween, inspirational

#MonsterProblems - Godzilla Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - The Mummy Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: horror, creature, halloween, mummy halloween, cryptid

#MonsterProblems - The Mummy Shorts

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#MonsterProblems - Chupacabra Shorts
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Description: Even the worse among us have problems... and they've decided to share them with the world. Sharing is caring. As they've learned, "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Tags: cryptid, affirmation, problems, cryptid creature, monster
I believe in me! - Loch Ness Monster Shorts

Description: The most important thing for anyone is that you believe in yourself! No matter who or what you are.

Tags: affirmation, motivational, monster, inspirational, cryptid
I believe in you! - Loch Ness Monster Shorts

Description: The most important thing for anyone is that someone believes in you! No matter who or what you are.

Tags: monster, cryptid, cryptozoology, sasquatch, creature
I believe in you! - Sasquatch Shorts
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Description: The most important thing for anyone is that you believe in yourself! No matter who or what you are.

Tags: bigfoot, cryptid, cryptozoology, monster, affirmation
I believe in me! - Sasquatch Shorts
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Description: The most important thing for anyone is that you believe in yourself! No matter who or what you are.

Tags: inspirational, motivational, affirmation, believe in yourself, big foot

I believe in me! - Sasquatch Shorts

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The Odin Family Shorts
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Description: Gene as Odin, Felix as Thor and Turbo as Loki, are the Odin Family, a Wreck it Ralph and Marvel Mash-up

Tags: avengers, asgard, superheroes, disney, thor

The Odin Family Shorts

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I'll lock you up in my FUNGEON! Shorts
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Description: If I ever see you here again, I'll lock you in my FUNGEON! Get it? Turbo as Loki.

Tags: turbo, ralph, fungeon, dungeon, loki
My dog and I are laughing at you! Shorts
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Description: Our Little Lucy - My dog and I are laughing at you!

Tags: animal, funny quote, dog lover, puppy lover, funny dogs
Our Little Lucy Shorts
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Description: Our little lucy is the joy of our life and we want to share her with you.

Tags: dog lover, beagle funny, puppy, dog, beagles

Our Little Lucy Shorts

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My beagle and I are judging you! Shorts
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Description: Our Little Lucy - My beagle and I are judging you

Tags: beagle lover, beagle, dog lover, animal, pets
The Wreckers - Earth's Ultimate Superheroes! Shorts
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Description: Not born into power, each came into power through a mixture of video games, radiation and magic hammers. The universe may never be the same!

Tags: wreck it ralph, comic, walt disney, carol danvers, disney
Ralph SMASH! Shorts
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Description: The ultimate wrecker come to life through a mixture of video games and gamma radiation.

Tags: hulk, arcade, gaming, comics, wreck it ralph

Ralph SMASH! Shorts

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Fix-It Felix, Son of O-Gene Shorts
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Description: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor. Even a fixer from the arcade world can be a hero!

Tags: wreck it ralph, disney, superheroes, mjolnir, ralph

Fix-It Felix, Son of O-Gene Shorts

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The Wreckers - Earth's Ultimate Superheroes! Shorts
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Description: Not born into power, each came into power through a mixture of video games, radiation and magic hammers. The universe may never be the same!

Tags: avengers, superheroes, comics, superhero, wreck it ralph
The Incredible Ralph Shorts
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Description: A gamma experiment gone wrong, the ultimate Wrecker, Ralph!

Tags: comics, superheroes, avengers, wreck it ralph, hulk

The Incredible Ralph Shorts

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