David Allan Wells

Description: the same as my other flagzilla tee but cuter! (and without any political category tags so that you can buy kids shirt versions of it)

Description: Show your solidarity with Minnesota with this fierce state flag critter who has no tolerance for ICE

Description: a secretive group that few know about

Description: A possible Tshirt design for Pullman Morris & Sword

Description: Norbert is taking some classes at the local community college and working nights at a convenience store to pay the rent. It's tough sometimes, but it sure beats living with his parents.

Description: Harold is a reformed military surplus model who is currently writing his memoirs and taking a couple of ceramics classes. He will accept some good natured ribbing up to a point, but don't you DARE push it beyond that. If he's in a good mood, ask him if he'll read some of his poetry to you. It's surprisingly good, actually.

Description: Melissa is a standard x95 RocketBot with an extra 5034 determinant chip. She likes long walks on the beach, evenings by the fire, and the rapid incineration of her enemies.

Description: A bunch of robots, doing their own thing. Is that thing also your thing? It probably is. Get this tee and find out! (Note: due to the high tech 1980s ish green line vector graphic nature of this design, shirt colors are limited. More designs forthcoming, but message me if you're looking for a particular color you don't see.)

Description: Our Robot overlords are here, and they're making sure all your construction is up to spec. Look busy, for chrissake!

Description: So you like cicadas, you are a Morris Dancer or a follower thereof, but you also tend more towards a vintage-y look? Search no further, my friend - we've got you covered.

Description: Morris dancing! Cicada swarms! One super obscure niche interest combines with a very temporary natural event to make a cool tee that will have your friends saying, "ummm.... whaaaa....??"

Description: Morris dancing! Cicada swarms! One super obscure niche interest combines with a very temporary natural event to make a cool tee that will have your friends saying, "ummm.... whaaaa....??"

Description: A tee commemorating the University of Chicago Border Morris Dance team. And Blimps. And Whales.

Description: Do you feel so all alone? You wouldn't if you had this shirt! (Look up Bod Dylan if you're finding this top quality Dad joke a bit confusing)