David Allan Wells

Description: the same as my other flagzilla tee but cuter! (and without any political category tags so that you can buy kids shirt versions of it)

Description: Show your solidarity with Minnesota with this fierce state flag critter who has no tolerance for ICE

Description: a secretive group that few know about

Description: ...because standing up for EVERYYONE is the patriotic thing to do.

Description: As the meme goes - "First they came for the trans kids, and I stood up and fought even though I'm a cis male because I've read the rest of the f*ing poem" Proceeds from this shirt will go to support the Transformative Justice Law Project of Illinois, an organization that offers pro-bono gender affirming legal services.

Description: Norbert is taking some classes at the local community college and working nights at a convenience store to pay the rent. It's tough sometimes, but it sure beats living with his parents.

Description: Harold is a reformed military surplus model who is currently writing his memoirs and taking a couple of ceramics classes. He will accept some good natured ribbing up to a point, but don't you DARE push it beyond that. If he's in a good mood, ask him if he'll read some of his poetry to you. It's surprisingly good, actually.

Description: Melissa is a standard x95 RocketBot with an extra 5034 determinant chip. She likes long walks on the beach, evenings by the fire, and the rapid incineration of her enemies.

Description: Our Robot overlords are here, and they're making sure all your construction is up to spec. Look busy, for chrissake!

Description: So you like cicadas, you are a Morris Dancer or a follower thereof, but you also tend more towards a vintage-y look? Search no further, my friend - we've got you covered.

Description: Morris dancing! Cicada swarms! One super obscure niche interest combines with a very temporary natural event to make a cool tee that will have your friends saying, "ummm.... whaaaa....??"

Description: A tee commemorating the University of Chicago Border Morris Dance team. And Blimps. And Whales.

Description: Do you feel so all alone? You wouldn't if you had this shirt! (Look up Bod Dylan if you're finding this top quality Dad joke a bit confusing)

Description: Did you know that an Air Marshal is a plainclothes officer who is on a plane, and an AirCRAFT Marshal is the person who directs the plane into the gate? Don't feel bad, neither one of them is a tag word on this site. Good news is that you don't have to be either one of them to enjoy the shirt!

Description: Stanley from Accounting would like a word.

Description: "Hello, Tech Support, have you tried turning your machine off and back on again?" Whether you're the tech geek in your family, or the one who always calls the tech geek for anything more complicated than opening a browser window, this is the bug for you.

Description: For those of you who like the computer bug, but prefer a more realistically colored circuit board design, this is the one for you.

Description: Ooooh, wait, you mean you can adjust the scale and positioning on these things? (see the original design for a more detailed description of the fine work the EOUC is doing)