Dead Purple

Description: A coffin with a party hat and confetti, with FUN highlighted in FUNERAL. A funny gift for funeral directors, morticians and mortuary science grads who bring the humor.

Description: Season's greetings from the crypt: an oxblood Christmas ornament holding a coffin. A goth Christmas design for anyone who likes their holidays a little morbid.

Description: Death care never closes. A clock in a Santa hat for last responders on call Christmas Eve: funeral directors, removal techs and embalmers who work the holidays.

Description: Prep room holiday hours. A candy cane and a trocar for the embalmer who keeps working through December. A funny embalmer and mortuary science Christmas gift.

Description: Gothic Christmas greetings: a skull in a Santa hat under gold snowflakes. Joy to the Underworld, let earth receive her kin. Goth holiday art in black, gold and oxblood.

Description: A mortician's winter forecast: let it snow. The clients are already a cool 38°F. A funny funeral director and embalmer gift for winter and Christmas.

Description: Mortuary holiday décor: a garland of toe tags. Fa la la la last rites. For morticians, coroners and anyone with a morbid sense of humor at Christmas.

Description: The funeral home carol service: a coffin between two candles, with the viewing at seven. A carol pun for goth Christmas fans and funeral directors.

Description: One-gurney open sleigh. A body-bag sleigh with a toe tag dated 12/25, for the mortician, coroner, or removal tech who's on call through the holidays. Dark humor Christmas from Dead Purple.

Description: A vintage hearse in a Santa hat, making its rounds. Ho Ho Hearse is the funeral director Christmas shirt for the mortician, embalmer, or death care pro who still works the holidays. Black, gold and oxblood art from Dead Purple.

Description: Maison du Morgue toe tag: a funny morbid holiday design for goth christmas gifts, mortician humor and dark-humor gift wrap.

Description: Embalmed for the Holidays: a spooky skeleton Santa design for goth christmas, morticians, funeral directors and lovers of dark holiday decor.