Dead Purple

Description: A coffin with a party hat and confetti, with FUN highlighted in FUNERAL. A funny gift for funeral directors, morticians and mortuary science grads who bring the humor.

Description: Season's greetings from the crypt: an oxblood Christmas ornament holding a coffin. A goth Christmas design for anyone who likes their holidays a little morbid.

Description: Death care never closes. A clock in a Santa hat for last responders on call Christmas Eve: funeral directors, removal techs and embalmers who work the holidays.

Description: Prep room holiday hours. A candy cane and a trocar for the embalmer who keeps working through December. A funny embalmer and mortuary science Christmas gift.

Description: Gothic Christmas greetings: a skull in a Santa hat under gold snowflakes. Joy to the Underworld, let earth receive her kin. Goth holiday art in black, gold and oxblood.

Description: A mortician's winter forecast: let it snow. The clients are already a cool 38°F. A funny funeral director and embalmer gift for winter and Christmas.

Description: Mortuary holiday décor: a garland of toe tags. Fa la la la last rites. For morticians, coroners and anyone with a morbid sense of humor at Christmas.

Description: The funeral home carol service: a coffin between two candles, with the viewing at seven. A carol pun for goth Christmas fans and funeral directors.

Description: One-gurney open sleigh. A body-bag sleigh with a toe tag dated 12/25, for the mortician, coroner, or removal tech who's on call through the holidays. Dark humor Christmas from Dead Purple.

Description: A vintage hearse in a Santa hat, making its rounds. Ho Ho Hearse is the funeral director Christmas shirt for the mortician, embalmer, or death care pro who still works the holidays. Black, gold and oxblood art from Dead Purple.

Description: An ugly-Christmas-sweater knit in antique gold and oxblood, made for a funeral parlor that stays open late all season. It has coffin and cross stitch rows, a bone-white skull, and a row of tapers. Viewing hours: all season long. Elegant enough for the office party and grim enough for the family gathering.

Description: Maison du Morgue toe tag: a funny morbid holiday design for goth christmas gifts, mortician humor and dark-humor gift wrap.

Description: Embalmed for the Holidays: a spooky skeleton Santa design for goth christmas, morticians, funeral directors and lovers of dark holiday decor.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: Professional Leftover Hoarder' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: No Politics. Pass The Rolls.' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: Pie Is A Food Group' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: Ask Me About My Second Plate' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: Stretchy Pants Certified' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: I Came. I Ate. I Napped.' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Thanksgiving: Here For The Sides' — a funny Thanksgiving shirt for dinner, Friendsgiving and the post-meal nap. Bold, simple, crowd-pleasing.

Description: 'Hospice Nurse Christmas: We Don't Rush. Not Even Santa.' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'Holiday Shift Crew Christmas: Working Christmas So You Can Have One' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'ER Nurse Christmas: Santa Isn't The Only Frequent Flyer' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'Hospice Nurse Christmas: Comfort & Joy Is My Care Plan' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'ICU Nurse Christmas: I Check My Drips I Check Them Twice' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'ICU Nurse Christmas: All Is Calm? Don't You Dare Say It' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'ER Nurse Christmas: I've Seen What Ornament Hooks Can Do' — an inside joke for nurses working the holidays. Great for the unit's Christmas potluck, gift exchange or the holiday shift.

Description: 'Family Christmas Crew Senior Nap Consultant' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Family Christmas Crew VP Of Leftovers' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Family Christmas Crew Head Of Tangled Lights' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Family Christmas Crew Director Of Gift Wrap' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Family Christmas Crew Chief Cookie Officer' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Candy Cane County Holiday Lockup Accomplice' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Candy Cane County Holiday Lockup Warden' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: 'Candy Cane County Holiday Lockup Inmate' — part of a matching family & group Christmas set. Collect the whole set for family photos, Christmas morning, holiday parties and reunions. Bold, easy-to-read text design.

Description: Blackletter 'Cold Hands. Warm Heart.' over a -4°C cooler display, with the punchline 'COLDER CLIENTS.' Printed on demand in original Dead Purple art. Wash inside out, cold. Rest in style. 💜🪦