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We design and sell funny retro shirts, gifts and all sorts of fancy nonsense you never knew you needed.

Tank Tops

NOEL? NOPE | sarcastic funny bah humbug Christmas gift Tank Top

Description: When they say Noel, you say NOPE! This new funny and begrudgingly festive, vintage-style design is the perfect Christmas card for people who don’t really do Christmas cards, or fun, or hope, they mainly do NOPE. Great holiday gifts for the lovable scrooge in your life.

Tags: antique, bah humbug, christmas, christmas cards, classy
MY SECOND RODEO | cute funny vintage cowboy dog design Tank Top
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Description: He’s rootin’, he’s tootin’ and you best believe he’s cutin’. Our kitsch cowboy dog has clearly done this before. This is definitely not his first rodeo. It’s his second. Perfect for lovers of western vintage, sarcastic humour, and dogs with guns. Yeehaw!

Tags: americana, cowboy dog, dog lover gift, dry humour, funny dog
EXISTENCE IS FUTILE | cute retro dark humor vintage lamb design Tank Top

Description: Spread some cheery existential angst this year with our new cool, funny, dark humor kitsch vintage shirts and gift ideas. Disarmingly cute retro lamb artwork and a modern, funny and slightly bleak slogan. Great fashion gifts for doomer friends and family.

Tags: age, animals, cute, dark, existential
DEAD INSIDE | kitsch vintage duck sheriff cowboy fun Tank Top

Description: When you’ve lost count of what number rodeo you’re on, this cute rootin’ tootin’ sheriff duck’s got your back. He’s here to remind you that, yeah, everything’s a mess, but at least we can laugh about it. Wear this vintage vibe and embrace the chaos—one kitschy quack at a time.

Tags: adorable, americana, birds, cowboy, duck
PUNK AS HECK Tank Top
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Description: Spread a little polite anarchy with our new cute, funny punk rock design. Adorable vintage, retro deer art and sassy, silly slogan. Great gifts for friendly punks.

Tags: anarchy, animal, band, cute, deer

PUNK AS HECK Tank Top

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I MISS THE DRUGS Tank Top
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Description: Here’s to the reformed ravers - avoid adulting and stay weird with our new psychedelic, trippy, relatable retro cat design. Adorable, strange vintage artwork and a funny slogan. Great gifts for newly middle aged mates.

Tags: acid, cat, cute, dance, drugs

I MISS THE DRUGS Tank Top

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EVERYTHING IS AWFUL | vintage dark humour cowboy dystopia Tank Top

Description: You know that feeling when everything's going up in flames, but you’re just sat there with a brew? Yeah, that's this design. Perfect for anyone who gets the dark humour behind life’s absurdities—because let’s face it, everything is awful right now, isn’t it?

Tags: americana, barn, cowboy, dark humor, dystopian
HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA! Tank Top
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Description: DON’T DELAY! DISMANTLE THE PATRIARCHY TODAY! Serve subtle sassy suffragette this summer with our new cool, funny vintage feminist slogan shirts and stickers. Retro 90’s chat line advert vibes with a hilarious women’s rights slogan. Great gifts for sisters. Join them today!

Tags: 90s, activism, activist, cool, feminism

HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA! Tank Top

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I HATE YOU Tank Top
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Description: Ever wonder what kind of sweater your cat would get you? Wonder no more! Calling all crazy, kitsch, cat loving kittens! We have a new range of adorable, vintage style sweaters and shirts featuring retro cat art and funny slogans!

Tags: adorable, animals, cats, humour, kitsch

I HATE YOU Tank Top

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SILLY GOOSE SOCIETY! Tank Top
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Description: Here’s the perfect shirt for fellow card carrying members of the Silly Goose Society. We laugh too loud at our own jokes, we dress a bit odd and we’re not going anywhere! Grab your new favourite silly little t-shirt here.

Tags: birds, cute, fun, goose, humor

SILLY GOOSE SOCIETY! Tank Top

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SLAVE TO THE RAVE! Tank Top
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Description: Here’s one for the ravers! Get cute and throw shapes with our new retro style adorable, disco loving, party shirts, stickers and gifts!

Tags: animals, bear, birds, cool, cute

SLAVE TO THE RAVE! Tank Top

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THE HORRORS PERSIST Tank Top
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Description: Sometimes it feels like the little treats are the only thing holding us together! Swerve the horrors and get yourself one of our new hilariously caffeinated skeleton design shirts! Perfect pyjama shirts for the permanently frazzled.

Tags: caffeine, cake, coffee, coffee lover, ironic

THE HORRORS PERSIST Tank Top

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LIVE SLOW DIE WHENEVER Tank Top
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Description: Sloths have definitely got it figured out. Life’s too short to move so fast. Here’s to our fellow sleepy people! Grab one of our new cute, funny sloth sleep shirts! Perfect for dozing, lounging, binge watching and absolutely not going outside.

Tags: animals, cute, cute sloth, funny sloth, humor

LIVE SLOW DIE WHENEVER Tank Top

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SAD TO WORK HERE Tank Top
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Description: But it's inevitable! Spread some smiles and a smidge of shade during your next work meeting with our new cute, funny and only slightly sarcastic office humour design! Perfect coffee mugs for defeated coworkers or a great shirt for working from home.

Tags: coffee, coffee lover, colourful, coworker, cute
EVEN COWBOYS GET THE BLUES! Tank Top
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Description: Buckle up buttercup! Even the rootingest tootingest cowpokes get sad sometimes. This ones for the sensitive lads, the cutest retro cat cowboy you ever did see, singing a song just for you! The perfect shirt for standing in the kitchen at parties.

Tags: cat lover, cats, cowboy, cowgirl, cute cats
DON'T TALK TO ME! Tank Top
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Description: Let them know you’d rather be at home and serve big honesty during your next work meeting with our new funny, ironic office humour design! Ideal coffee mugs for sleepy colleagues and a great shirt for wearing anywhere you wish you weren’t.

Tags: anxiety, cute, humor, i hate it here, irony

DON'T TALK TO ME! Tank Top

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I'M A FANCY BITCH! Tank Top
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Description: WHERE MY FANCY B*TCHES AT? This one’s for those that have their pinky out when they drink a beer! A super cute and incredibly fancy kitten in a wicker hat, styling the hell out of a handbag. It’s basically your new favourite sleep shirt.

Tags: animals, cat, cat lover, cute, cute cats

I'M A FANCY BITCH! Tank Top

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DEAD FANCY Tank Top
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Description: We love this so much we made it our logo. Look dead fancy this Halloween with our new spooky, kooky skeleton design! Vintage Halloween vibes! The shirts are perfect for trick or treating or as a low key costume for Halloween parties.

Tags: autumn, dead fancy, funny halloween, halloween, retro

DEAD FANCY Tank Top

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LET'S GET MESSY DRUNK! Tank Top
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Description: Gift them a giggle for their birthday this year with one of our silly vintage party shirts! Cute dogs and kitsch, retro vibes and big booze up energy. They’re great funny birthday gifts for drunk friends and family!

Tags: alcohol, birthday, booze, celebration, cute

LET'S GET MESSY DRUNK! Tank Top

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HO HO HOWDY PARTNER! Tank Top
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Description: Jingle up buckaroo! Meet Cowboy Santa, this Christmas he has swapped his reindeer for a trusty steed! This funny vintage design brings holiday cheer with a hearty laugh. Perfect gifts for those who think Santa could use a little cowboy swagger. Make your Christmas merry and bright, partner! Yeehaw!

Tags: claus, cool, cowboy, cute, festive

HO HO HOWDY PARTNER! Tank Top

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YOU BETTER NOT CRY! Tank Top
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Description: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Santa Claus is coming to town and he’s STRAPPED. Father Christmas as you’ve never seen him before! Darkly funny, cool vintage ugly xmas sweaters! Go retro for ugly Christmas jumper day this year!

Tags: cheeky, cool, festive, funny, holidays

YOU BETTER NOT CRY! Tank Top

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SHOVE IT Tank Top
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Description: Christmas is for grumpy people too! Spread some begrudging festive cheer with our cheeky, sarcastic and slightly insulting vintage and antique style ugly Christmas jumpers and gifts! Perfect presents for cranky friends and family this holiday season.

Tags: cheeky, christmas card, festive, funny, grumpy

SHOVE IT Tank Top

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MERRY XMAS! Tank Top
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Description: Treat the d*ckhead in your life this Christmas! Festive, funny, vintage and slightly insulting xmas cards, stickers, gifts and ugly Christmas sweaters! Great presents for friends and family this holiday season!

Tags: cartoon, cute, festive, funny, holiday

MERRY XMAS! Tank Top

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MIAOWY CHRISTMAS! Tank Top
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Description: Here’s to the cat lovers this Christmas! New cute, funny and kitsch vintage cat xmas cards, sweaters and gifts. Perfect festive gifts for cat owners this holiday season and ideal for ugly Christmas sweater day.

Tags: adorable, animals, cat, christmas card, christmas sweater

MIAOWY CHRISTMAS! Tank Top

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T IS FOR TW*T Tank Top
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Description: Get educational and slightly insulting this Christmas! New funny vintage, retro and antique xmas greeting design! Great gifts for friends and family this holiday season!

Tags: antique, cheeky, christmas sweater, funny, holidays

T IS FOR TW*T Tank Top

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