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We design and sell funny retro shirts, gifts and all sorts of fancy nonsense you never knew you needed.

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I MISS THE DRUGS Tapestry
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Description: Here’s to the reformed ravers - avoid adulting and stay weird with our new psychedelic, trippy, relatable retro cat design. Adorable, strange vintage artwork and a funny slogan. Great gifts for newly middle aged mates.

Tags: acid, cat, cute, dance, drugs

I MISS THE DRUGS Tapestry

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SILLY GOOSE SOCIETY! Tapestry
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Description: Here’s the perfect shirt for fellow card carrying members of the Silly Goose Society. We laugh too loud at our own jokes, we dress a bit odd and we’re not going anywhere! Grab your new favourite silly little t-shirt here.

Tags: birds, cute, fun, goose, humor

SILLY GOOSE SOCIETY! Tapestry

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SLAVE TO THE RAVE! Tapestry
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Description: Here’s one for the ravers! Get cute and throw shapes with our new retro style adorable, disco loving, party shirts, stickers and gifts!

Tags: animals, bear, birds, cool, cute

SLAVE TO THE RAVE! Tapestry

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THE HORRORS PERSIST Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes it feels like the little treats are the only thing holding us together! Swerve the horrors and get yourself one of our new hilariously caffeinated skeleton design shirts! Perfect pyjama shirts for the permanently frazzled.

Tags: caffeine, cake, coffee, coffee lover, ironic

THE HORRORS PERSIST Tapestry

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LIVE SLOW DIE WHENEVER Tapestry
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Description: Sloths have definitely got it figured out. Life’s too short to move so fast. Here’s to our fellow sleepy people! Grab one of our new cute, funny sloth sleep shirts! Perfect for dozing, lounging, binge watching and absolutely not going outside.

Tags: animals, cute, cute sloth, funny sloth, humor

LIVE SLOW DIE WHENEVER Tapestry

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SAD TO WORK HERE Tapestry
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Description: But it's inevitable! Spread some smiles and a smidge of shade during your next work meeting with our new cute, funny and only slightly sarcastic office humour design! Perfect coffee mugs for defeated coworkers or a great shirt for working from home.

Tags: coffee, coffee lover, colourful, coworker, cute
EVEN COWBOYS GET THE BLUES! Tapestry
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Description: Buckle up buttercup! Even the rootingest tootingest cowpokes get sad sometimes. This ones for the sensitive lads, the cutest retro cat cowboy you ever did see, singing a song just for you! The perfect shirt for standing in the kitchen at parties.

Tags: cat lover, cats, cowboy, cowgirl, cute cats
DON'T TALK TO ME! Tapestry
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Description: Let them know you’d rather be at home and serve big honesty during your next work meeting with our new funny, ironic office humour design! Ideal coffee mugs for sleepy colleagues and a great shirt for wearing anywhere you wish you weren’t.

Tags: anxiety, cute, humor, i hate it here, irony

DON'T TALK TO ME! Tapestry

$23 $30

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I'M A FANCY BITCH! Tapestry
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Description: WHERE MY FANCY B*TCHES AT? This one’s for those that have their pinky out when they drink a beer! A super cute and incredibly fancy kitten in a wicker hat, styling the hell out of a handbag. It’s basically your new favourite sleep shirt.

Tags: animals, cat, cat lover, cute, cute cats

I'M A FANCY BITCH! Tapestry

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DEAD FANCY Tapestry
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Description: We love this so much we made it our logo. Look dead fancy this Halloween with our new spooky, kooky skeleton design! Vintage Halloween vibes! The shirts are perfect for trick or treating or as a low key costume for Halloween parties.

Tags: autumn, dead fancy, funny halloween, halloween, retro

DEAD FANCY Tapestry

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YOU BETTER NOT CRY! Tapestry
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Description: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Santa Claus is coming to town and he’s STRAPPED. Father Christmas as you’ve never seen him before! Darkly funny, cool vintage ugly xmas sweaters! Go retro for ugly Christmas jumper day this year!

Tags: cheeky, cool, festive, funny, holidays

YOU BETTER NOT CRY! Tapestry

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SHOVE IT Tapestry
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Description: Christmas is for grumpy people too! Spread some begrudging festive cheer with our cheeky, sarcastic and slightly insulting vintage and antique style ugly Christmas jumpers and gifts! Perfect presents for cranky friends and family this holiday season.

Tags: cheeky, christmas card, festive, funny, grumpy

SHOVE IT Tapestry

$23 $30

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MIAOWY CHRISTMAS! Tapestry
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Description: Here’s to the cat lovers this Christmas! New cute, funny and kitsch vintage cat xmas cards, sweaters and gifts. Perfect festive gifts for cat owners this holiday season and ideal for ugly Christmas sweater day.

Tags: adorable, animals, cat, christmas card, christmas sweater

MIAOWY CHRISTMAS! Tapestry

$23 $30

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