Mugs
All for One! Mug
$18
Description: If all people were exactly the same, then everyone could negotiate the same way every time and it would be like a mathematical equation. But that's not how negotiation works, and we're always trying new ways to work with different people. Show your dedication to the art of negotiation by putting this design on a shirt, hoodie, or mug!
Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.
Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!
Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!
Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. OR give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: Why be humble? Superheroes are for comics, you're a highly trained SUPER HERO and you know it. This shirt makes a great gift for the negotiation super hero in your life.
Super Hero Mug
$18
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
Description: You know you're a badass, so why not display it proudly on the back of your shirt for that person of the opposite sex to see at your next concert or fun run. Definitely a conversation starter, amiright? As always, our shirts have no department affiliation (other than our own), so we can say whatever we want!
Description: You're highly trained, so why not wear this badge of honor right up front so everyone can see it? No negotiators were harmed in the making of this work.
Negotiator Mug
$18
