Department of Negotiation

Description: As a trained Crisis Negotiator your job is to be easy to talk to... but always available? That's a different story!

Description: Crisis communications isn't for the faint of heart!

Description: Teamwork makes the dreamwork, know what I'm sayin'?

Description: You know we work better together than we do apart. One Team One Mission - so that everyone goes home to their families.

Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.

Description: The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!

Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: Negotiations are a super power that not everyone possesses. Show the world that you're humble yet amazing with our Super Hero Negotiator shirt! Order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

Description: This smooth talker knows the right things to say to make things happen. Not exactly what you'd say? That's okay! Negotiation is an art not a science, and what works for this guy may not work for you.

Description: Any way you interpret it, it's what we do. Be proud.

Description: The Tactical Team likes to say all we do is talk, but if we're talking them into delivering pizza, who's got the better job?

Description: Sure, spraying for compliance is an option. But when you have more tools in your toolbox let them know you're not afraid to use that option that results in less paperwork. With this design, show the world that you got skills for days.

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: Our logo, so you can proudly proclaim your status as a well trained negotiator while also saying all manner of naughty words, because our logo HAS NO DEPARTMENT AFFILIATION. Except with us. The Department of Negotiation. And we're the coolest team to be on!

Description: You know you're a badass, so why not display it proudly on the back of your shirt for that person of the opposite sex to see at your next concert or fun run. Definitely a conversation starter, amiright? As always, our shirts have no department affiliation (other than our own), so we can say whatever we want!