Disnerland

GET IN THAT CAT HOLE. Wait. Maybe? No. STOP. noooOOO. GOOOOOO! OUT!

BUT WHERE DO THE AVOCADOS LIVE??? MARBLES AVOCADOS are the the best for all the Global! The best for aaaaaalllllll the childs! GO to their house. AVOCADO TOAST. Only in the DISNERS COOLTOWN VACAY. Maybe?

GO UP THAT MURPHY CHILD> Gooooo up up up in the big big EMPTY. Only on the EMPTY MURPHY. Get it all there. ALL? Yes. Nothing. EMPTY.

GET THAT DANCIN CHILDS! Tomorrorland is the most place for the most DANCE. Open the See Holes to see DANCEY MAN. It's the Mikey Jebbson in the SPACE. Seee it NOWWWWWW>

DANCE! DANCE! DANCE DANCE! DANCE! Move the foot and put the hand all around. Only in DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION in FRONTIEYLAND. GET down and get IT.

OUCH! That woodman it is TALLLL> Where is the now? Child? WEhere? WHERE!? oh. Oh no. I am not up forever.

Hey there! Do you follow the word of Wald Disner? Do you enjoy his many offerings at his Disnerland park? Show off your allegiance to the Wald and the Disner with this fancy "Wald Would" T Shirt! or Mug! Or Print! Or Sticker! Or Magnet! Why not all of the Wald stuff? Wald Would.

UP CHILD! GO A ROUND CHILD MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE. Ride the Salad Spin and the Horse House and MADAME COFFEE CUP. On ly in the Fantasrland! Why not? Wald Would.

CHILDs! See the JUNGLE. See the JINGLE. See the HATS! All of the HATS! For all of the CHILDS! Only on the SANTA CRUZ. Chrisbumps can give so much. But all the childs know what they want. THE HAT.

AHHHHHHG! Are you on the water? Did you see the boat? Go now on the water slide on PIRATE HOUSE. Go faaaaaaar and do NOT get all the wet. DO NOT.

Go Childs Go to MEXICAN FOOD? So many BEAN. Eat the BEAN! ALL the BEAN. Maybe.

WATCH! The Childs are bumping. WOW! The Childs are spinnnning. WOAH! The Childs are not going any where. Go No where Childs on DINNER PLATE.

WOW. SO WET. Get in the tube. Look out the hole. See the wet. Sooooooo wet every where. Go UNDER the WET and see all the things in there! Wald Would!

Be like all the best childs and wear this short with the most PRIDE! You are a DISNER CHILD.

OH NOOOO! All the most old time munsters live in the HERMAN MUNSTER! Can you go in Child? Can? I wouldn't.

DINOS CHILDS! RUN SO FAST A WAY! A WAY OVER THERE! DINOS ALL OVER THE WAY! aLWAYS IN Dino House. Just the right time for spoookers and DINOS. Crunch.

DINOS CHILDS! RUN SO FAST A WAY! A WAY OVER THERE! DINOS ALL OVER THE WAY! aLWAYS IN Dino House. Just the right time for spoookers and DINOS. Crunch.

HOW WHY OH WOW! CHILDS! go up up Up UP UP YUP! on the SKYWALKER! See it ALL! But all is TOO MUCH. TOO. MUCH. UP. TOO MUCH UP THE CHILDS! TOO MUCH UP IS ALL THE SPOOKERS. TOO MUCH UP IS ALL FOR PAMPKERNS TIME. No.

BOO CHILDS! It is now PAMPKERNS TIME. All the Spookers are now in Disner! Like THE HOLE. It is so biiiiiiiig. Too biiiiig. All the BIG. Too much. Waaaay to muuuuch. Can you childs have the big in your headstuff? No headstuff can hold all of the big of THE HOLE. In no WAY! But. The Hole can hold you. Maybe...

CHILDS! But what about TOMORROR? It is sooooo far but WHAT! Here it is also! But that is the NOW. The now is mostly now not in the soon time. Where can Childs go for Tomorror? TOMORRORLAND. Where the soon time is NOW.

RAMPS! Open those See Holes and go UPPPP CHILD! On BIG BEAR BUTTE on the GRAMPA PETES ROCKY RAMPS. It is the most fun in all of the COOL TOWN. Be the coolest CHILD. Wald would.

WOW CHILD! Now all of the CHILDS can get DIRT. ONly on DIRT ISLAND. See all the dirt and also the ROOOOOOOOCKS. and the wood. Wald Would!

LOOK at that CHILD! It is a BIG Disnerland Logo! Wear it on all sorts of stuff!

WOW! Childs WAOW! Get on the other TRAIN and SEE the GLOW. Seeeee all the GLOW on GLOW HOLE. So much shiny and all so so much GLOW! Wald WOULD!

CHILDS! HELP! All of the things are TOO BIG. Even the SMALL THING. The Child can see all the small thing as BIG on OOPS TOO SMALL. Can Childs get big again after being small? Maybe.

WOW CHILD! Go so fast into the soon time in a CAR. Look look all the cars go into CARSLAND! Even the kid can go FAAAAAST. And the OLD! But not too fast. Be safe Childs. Please.

LOOK AT ALL OF THE GLOBAL CHILDS. SNAIL WORMS IS ALL IT IS. CHILDS START IN SNAIL WORMS. CHILDS GONE IN SNAIL WORMS. ALL THE CHILDS ARE SNAIL WORMS AFTER ALL.

CHILD! What if the global was the most small?? But what if the child had to go through the MONSTER MOUTH. LITERALLY! GO IN THERE

WOW CHILD! Get in the Jungle and see all of the ANIMALS. ALL OF THEM. Even the Trunk Boxes? Even the chomp chomps? Yes.

GET IN CHILD! Go all over in the Disnerland in the SKY SNAKE.

Hey Child! Watch MAN MICE kill the BAD. Only in AMAZEBALLS!

Go up, up up UP with allllll the STAR STUFF in JERKY ROOMS!

LOOK CHILDS! LOOK! So many animals. All at ANIMAL CRACKERS.

Look out Disnerland, the cool new kid is on the block: DISNER'S COOL TOWN VACAY PLACE. Be one of the cool childs with the very cool shirt. WOW. So cool.

Disner loves EVERYTHING. But did you know that Disner also loves the Animals? They do so they BOUGHT THEM. They bought ALSO ANIMALS.