Disnerland

Description: Be like all the best childs and wear this short with the most PRIDE! You are a DISNER CHILD.

Description: Look out Disnerland, the cool new kid is on the block: DISNER'S COOL TOWN VACAY PLACE. Be one of the cool childs with the very cool shirt. WOW. So cool.

Description: Hey all your Childs with the most headstuff! Get in to FROYO PLACE. You can know SO MUCH HEADSTUFF IN THERE. SOOOOOO MUCH.

Description: LOOK CHILDS! LOOK! So many animals. All at ANIMAL CRACKERS.

Description: Go up, up up UP with allllll the STAR STUFF in JERKY ROOMS!

Description: GET IN THAT CAT HOLE. Wait. Maybe? No. STOP. noooOOO. GOOOOOO! OUT!

Description: GO UP THAT MURPHY CHILD> Gooooo up up up in the big big EMPTY. Only on the EMPTY MURPHY. Get it all there. ALL? Yes. Nothing. EMPTY.

Description: DANCE! DANCE! DANCE DANCE! DANCE! Move the foot and put the hand all around. Only in DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION in FRONTIEYLAND. GET down and get IT.

Description: Hey there! Do you follow the word of Wald Disner? Do you enjoy his many offerings at his Disnerland park? Show off your allegiance to the Wald and the Disner with this fancy "Wald Would" T Shirt! or Mug! Or Print! Or Sticker! Or Magnet! Why not all of the Wald stuff? Wald Would.

Description: DINOS CHILDS! RUN SO FAST A WAY! A WAY OVER THERE! DINOS ALL OVER THE WAY! aLWAYS IN Dino House. Just the right time for spoookers and DINOS. Crunch.

Description: WOW! Childs WAOW! Get on the other TRAIN and SEE the GLOW. Seeeee all the GLOW on GLOW HOLE. So much shiny and all so so much GLOW! Wald WOULD!

Description: WOW CHILD! Get in the Jungle and see all of the ANIMALS. ALL OF THEM. Even the Trunk Boxes? Even the chomp chomps? Yes.

Description: WOW CHILD! Now all of the CHILDS can get DIRT. ONly on DIRT ISLAND. See all the dirt and also the ROOOOOOOOCKS. and the wood. Wald Would!

Description: GET IN CHILD! Go all over in the Disnerland in the SKY SNAKE.

Description: LOOK at that CHILD! It is a BIG Disnerland Logo! Wear it on all sorts of stuff!

Description: Hey Child! Watch MAN MICE kill the BAD. Only in AMAZEBALLS!

Description: Disner loves EVERYTHING. But did you know that Disner also loves the Animals? They do so they BOUGHT THEM. They bought ALSO ANIMALS.

Description: DISNER BUYS ALL THE STUFF! Even MARBLES.

Description: MAN MICE AND MISS MICE LOVES TO GO FAST. CHILD! child. cHiLd! You can go fast too on MAN MICES NEED FOR SPEED. Get in the train. Shut the door and go go GOOOOOOOOO. Man Mice loves train. Because Man Mice has the most headstuff.

Description: Disner LOVES PIZZA! Disner loves Pizza so much that Disner BOUGHT PIZZA! Now Disner IS Pizza!