RexThinks

Description: We have been hearing this phrase mispronounced for long enough!

Description: I got abducted by a mad, undead war criminal, held against my will while he tries to put the moves on my girl, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

Description: The void stares back

Description: Some lessons just get better with age. Tradition- It is what binds us all.

Description: Death awaits you, with big, sharp, pointy teeth!!!

Description: Let them know you aren't out in the dark just because the night is crisp.

Description: A very important piece of kit for your trip to central Florida.

Description: Did you just run off a cliff and realize that it isn't possible to hang in the air like that? Then this shirt is for you! Have no fear, you'll get that wascawy wabbit or UltraSonicus Ad Infinitum next time!

Description: I activated when you said "Ow"!

Description: Welcome Ghoulish Chortles, through the haunted stanchions.

Description: Hey, remember when Peter and the guys destroyed the most beloved Christmas story, ever? No? Well ,trust us, it was madcap. Anyways, if you have some pesky spirit trying to tell you that the season is about sharing your journey with your companions of the Earth and not about the consumerist machine that it actually is, give the guys (gals) a call so they can inter the specter and that kind of dangerous philosophy in a nuclear powered containment unit. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Description: He knows where he can stick that list!

Description: Make sure to suit up this season before venturing out into the (nuclear) winter weather for a night of caroling, warm cider, and the Yuletide Purge!

Description: Wear your old school colors proudly with our newest design!

Description: Jiust the counter spell you need to engage a bat in... combat. As a bat. No, not that kind...

Description: The immortal magic word that transforms vampires back into bats!

Description: Are assistants always getting your name wrong? Let us help!

Description: The the line still gives us chills, all these years later.

Description: Everybody can relax, I found the car. Needs some suspension work and shocks. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end... Also new rings, mufflers, a little wiring.

Description: Wait, who's Orin?

Description: Camp Jude

Description: Where the weird comes to be weird. Or something like that.

Description: Tired of those shirts that crow about doing regular stuff? Me too.

Description: Pugs aren't the only ones who can predict how good a day will be based on the number of bones in their bed. I mean, I could figure it out pretty quick. What's that? Not literal bones? Uhmmmm...

Description: Who doesn't love a shirt with wholesome family values?

Description: To keep those people who lack boundaries at bay.

Description: The trouble it takes to purchase a simple packet of cigs, these days...

Description: If you're a guitarist, you know.

Description: "Sure", you might be saying, "the animals are great, but where can i get apparel that celebrates the facilities/logistical maintenance side of DAK?" Well, we've got you covered, folks. This design is the apex of chic for the lane marking apparatus fan in all of us. You're welcome.

Description: Please choose the best answer for the following situation if, and only if, it occurs on the fifth Wednesday of the month, during a Blood Moon while the attending is undergoing a lycanthropic transformation and cannot be reached.

Description: Are you from the Sacred Timeline? Oh, I can see that you aren't.

Description: We are Constant Readers, and this design shows our love for Sai King.

Description: Time must be curated, even in the lang ago, far away galaxy.

Description: We are family. I got all my sistas and me!

Description: An homage to the glorious first cast and the mark they left on all of us.