RexThinks

Don't. Just Don't.

Death awaits you, with big, sharp, pointy teeth!!!

Let them know you aren't out in the dark just because the night is crisp.

Did you just run off a cliff and realize that it isn't possible to hang in the air like that? Then this shirt is for you! Have no fear, you'll get that wascawy wabbit or UltraSonicus Ad Infinitum next time!

I activated when you said "Ow"!

Welcome Ghoulish Chortles, through the haunted stanchions.

Hey, remember when Peter and the guys destroyed the most beloved Christmas story, ever? No? Well ,trust us, it was madcap. Anyways, if you have some pesky spirit trying to tell you that the season is about sharing your journey with your companions of the Earth and not about the consumerist machine that it actually is, give the guys (gals) a call so they can inter the specter and that kind of dangerous philosophy in a nuclear powered containment unit. Merry Christmas, everyone!

He knows where he can stick that list!

Make sure to suit up this season before venturing out into the (nuclear) winter weather for a night of caroling, warm cider, and the Yuletide Purge!

Wear your old school colors proudly with our newest design!

Jiust the counter spell you need to engage a bat in... combat. As a bat. No, not that kind...

The immortal magic word that transforms vampires back into bats!

Are assistants always getting your name wrong? Let us help!

The the line still gives us chills, all these years later.

Everybody can relax, I found the car. Needs some suspension work and shocks. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end... Also new rings, mufflers, a little wiring.

Wait, who's Orin?

Camp Jude

Where the weird comes to be weird. Or something like that.

Tired of those shirts that crow about doing regular stuff? Me too.

Pugs aren't the only ones who can predict how good a day will be based on the number of bones in their bed. I mean, I could figure it out pretty quick. What's that? Not literal bones? Uhmmmm...

Who doesn't love a shirt with wholesome family values?

To keep those people who lack boundaries at bay.

The trouble it takes to purchase a simple packet of cigs, these days...

If you're a guitarist, you know.

"Sure", you might be saying, "the animals are great, but where can i get apparel that celebrates the facilities/logistical maintenance side of DAK?" Well, we've got you covered, folks. This design is the apex of chic for the lane marking apparatus fan in all of us. You're welcome.

Please choose the best answer for the following situation if, and only if, it occurs on the fifth Wednesday of the month, during a Blood Moon while the attending is undergoing a lycanthropic transformation and cannot be reached.

Are you from the Sacred Timeline? Oh, I can see that you aren't.

We are Constant Readers, and this design shows our love for Sai King.

Time must be curated, even in the lang ago, far away galaxy.

We are family. I got all my sistas and me!

An homage to the glorious first cast and the mark they left on all of us.

Context is for babies.

Poor George.

Oh, I got time for sushis.

I din't know about you, but I'm tired of corporate losers trying to find those keys, and I really need a T-Shirt to say so for me, because I am a little socially awkward and not much fun at parties. Plus I saw someone else wearing one and it went great with their bag. Oh, did you read that post on that message board about what they're doing in sector 10? I was gonna go, but my dad cut my Oasis feed because I told him he doesn't get me and he could eat a raw, live porcupine for all I care. So anyway, um, buy one, or whatever.

We all wish we could have a drink in Hambry with young Will Dearborn that was. If you know, you know.