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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOAAAA! Nice shootin', Tex. Your inner scientist needs this, honoring the classic moment from the hit 80's comedy.
proton-packs, ghostbusters-parody, dr-egon-spengler, the-real-ghostbusters, harold-ramis
Good advice if you happen to find yourself in possession of a copy of the Necronomicon, or a magazine/newspaper on public transit.
armyofdarkness, dead-by-dawn, evildead, evil-dead-2, ash-williams
A diamond axe gives you all the wood you can handle, provided you know how to use it properly.
minecraft-wood, minecraft-diamond, diamond-axe, gem, minecraft-blocks
Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.
science, critic, down, two-thumbs, at-the-movies
We're gonna need a bigger one. The line that defined the blockbuster expressed as a mathematical operation.
richard-dreyfuss, roy-scheider, robert-shaw, mathematics, math
The misguided wisdom of a darker age, represented here by Sir Bedevere's banana-shaped Earth. Better than a sheep's bladder.
the-holy-grail, moon, earth, space, learning
Danny's imaginary friend gives very bad advice in this absurd mash-up parody of the cinematic Shining and the MCU.
hydra-2016, avengers, heil-hydra, shield, captain-america
Tom and Crow are the bots.
Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it.
tom-servo, crow-robot, croooow, servo, mystery-science-theatre-3000
WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!
Or maybe it's just a nice, relaxing commercial sign... I don't know how to read this thing. Just give me my food chip.
science, bmovie, deep-13, crow-robot, tom-servo
Schroeder as Mike Myers at the toy piano, playing the Halloween theme.
halloween, music, schroeder, piano-sheet-music, peanuts
Doc Brown hangs on for science (and dear life) in front of the historic Hill Valley clock tower.
back-to-the-future, marty-mcfly, backtothefuture, time-traveler, bttf3
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