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Silly and distasteful designs illustrated by D. R. Blakeman. This is an AI free store.
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AMIGOS! Socks
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Description: Tres Amigos turn their heads and cough. With title, "AMIGOS"

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, chevy chase, comedy, friends

AMIGOS! Socks

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Cambot & Gypsy & Tom Servo & Croooow! Socks
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Description: MST3K intro as a name shirt.

Tags: cambot, croooow, crow, gypsy, mst3k intro
IT'S COMING UP RIGHT BEHIND HIM Socks
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Description: John McClane crawling through the vents of Nakatomi Plaza by the dim light of his lighter. Santa's Little Helper is licking his feet.

Tags: family dog, humor, john mcclane, mashup, nakatomi plaza
THAT'S NO MOON Socks
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Description: Two Death Stars next to each other, looking vaguely like a butt. The caption says, "THAT'S NO MOON"

Tags: butt, darth vader, empire, funny, humor

THAT'S NO MOON Socks

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BRT TOASTER Socks
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Description: A 3D rendering of a warming toaster on top of block letters that say, "BRT"

Tags: 3d art, baking, be right there, bread, breakfast

BRT TOASTER Socks

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BOTS v2 Socks
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Description: Tom and Crow are the bots. Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it. Non-minimalist, full-color, illustrated update to previous design.

Tags: 3k, crow, crow t robot, mst3k, mystery science theater 3000

BOTS v2 Socks

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COYOTE TUNNEL SIGN Socks
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Description: A tunnel warning sign featuring a simple rendering of a short tunnel, with a coyote faceplanting into it.

Tags: fake tunnel, humor, looney, parody, road sign

COYOTE TUNNEL SIGN Socks

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I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I Socks
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Description: An illustration of Pee Wee Herman's bust with the title "I know you are, but what am I" circling his head.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, funny quote, paul reubens, pee wee

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I Socks

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Got Malk? Socks
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Description: Classic ad parody that says "got malk?"

Tags: bart, bart simpson, funny, humor, joke

Got Malk? Socks

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Mine? Seagull Socks
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Description: Illustration of a Minecraft seagull saying, "mine?"

Tags: animal, beach, bird, birds, finding nemo

Mine? Seagull Socks

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I FEEL SO FUNKY Socks
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Description: Freshly slimed Venkman and Slimer doing the Saturday Night Fever dance on a illuminated color tile dance floor, titled "I FEEL SO FUNKY"

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, busters, dance, disco

I FEEL SO FUNKY Socks

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Freddy Charles Krueger v2 Socks
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Description: Freddy Charles Krueger in a fast food logo parody.

Tags: a nightmare on elm street, elm street, fast food, food, freddy

Freddy Charles Krueger v2 Socks

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CONNECT THE DOTS LA LA LA LA Socks
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Description: An illustration of Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman, in front of the classic Pee Wee's Playhouse Connect the Dots background. The connected dots spell out "LA LA LA LA"

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, connect the dots, la la la la, pee wee herman

CONNECT THE DOTS LA LA LA LA Socks

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MJ GENRES Socks
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Description: A parody of the classic album as various film genres.

Tags: 80s, 80s music, action, comedy, crime

MJ GENRES Socks

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WHOA NOOO TOUCHY v2 Socks

Description: Kuzco the Llama as the Karate Kid silhouette, titled, "Whoa, Nooo Touchy"

Tags: do not touch, dont touch me, hands off, karate, karate kid

WHOA NOOO TOUCHY v2 Socks

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RIDING SHOTGUN Socks
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Description: An illustration of the T-800 on the motorcycle from the classic T2 poster, titled "RIDING SHOTGUN"

Tags: 90s, arnold schwarzenegger, cyberdyne, motorcycle, riding shotgun

RIDING SHOTGUN Socks

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THE PERMINATOR Socks
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Description: An illustration of the classic poster, Arnold as the T-800 on a motorcycle, but he has a large perm, is holding a blowdryer, and it's labeled, "THE PERMINATOR"

Tags: 90s, arnold schwarzenegger, hair, hairdresser, movie parody

THE PERMINATOR Socks

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THE KERMINATOR Socks
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Description: Illustration of classic T2 motorcycle poster, but it's Kermit

Tags: 90s, arnold schwarzenegger, kermit, kermit the frog, muppets

THE KERMINATOR Socks

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Hasta La Vista, Bunghole Socks
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Description: Beavis as the classic T2 poster.

Tags: 90s, beavis and butthead, cornholio, motorcycle, retro

Hasta La Vista, Bunghole Socks

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AD&D Socks

Description: Classic telecom logo but it has hands treating the globe like an orb, and it says "AD&D"

Tags: dungeon master, fantasy, gaming, logo parody, orb

AD&D Socks

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IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY Socks
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Description: A crow brought you a rupee, keep it between you.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, crows, cute

IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY Socks

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AWW CLAY SHOOTING Socks
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Description: Aww classic clay shooting 8-bit alternative gameplay video game.

Tags: 80s, 8bit, clay pigeon, gamer, gaming

AWW CLAY SHOOTING Socks

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UWHAT Socks
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Description: "U WHAT, You're Shi**ing Me" in the style of the classic logistical logo.

Tags: funny, logo, moving, parody, parody design

UWHAT Socks

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TOASTY Socks
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Description: The Mortal Kombat "toasty" guy, but he's a literal piece of toast.

Tags: bread, fatality, food, game, game designer

TOASTY Socks

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FEAR AND LOATHING WITH AN ALL-SYRUP SUPER SQUISHEE Socks
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Description: Bart and Milhouse on their all-syrup super squishee bender, parodied in the style of Ralph Steadman's Fear and Loathing series.

Tags: all syrup super squishee, bart, bart simpson, fear and loathing, fear and loathing in las vegas
THE SCREAM OF KEVIN Socks
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Description: Kevin screams with Harry and Marv looking on, in the style of Edvard Munch's The Scream

Tags: christmas, edvard munch, home alone christmas, home alone kevin, kevin mccallister

THE SCREAM OF KEVIN Socks

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THE SCREAM OF CORNHOLIO Socks

Description: Edvard Munch's The Scream but it's Beavis in Cornholio mode. A blue whisp of butthead lingering in the background seems to whisper, "dumbass"

Tags: 90s, beavis, beavis and butt head, butt head, cornholio

THE SCREAM OF CORNHOLIO Socks

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A VERY UNCANNY X MAS Socks
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Description: A Very Uncanny X MAS, covered in multicolor x-mas lights.

Tags: comic, comic books, comics, funny, happy holidays

A VERY UNCANNY X MAS Socks

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A VERY UNCANNY XMAS Socks
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Description: A Very Uncanny XMAS, covered in multicolor x-mas lights.

Tags: comic, comic book, comic books, comics, funny

A VERY UNCANNY XMAS Socks

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A VERY UNCANNY XMAS Socks
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Description: A Very Uncanny X-Mas, covered in multicolor xmas lights.

Tags: cartoon, comic, comics, funny, merry christmas

A VERY UNCANNY XMAS Socks

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I WANT TO YUB NUB Socks

Description: An illustration of the "I WANT TO BELIEVE" UFO photograph, with the Death Star in the sky above the trees, and the caption, "I WANT TO YUB NUB"

Tags: alien, aliens, death star, endor, ewok

I WANT TO YUB NUB Socks

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I WANT TO BE WOWED Socks

Description: An illustration of the "I WANT TO BELIEVE" UFO ridden by silhouettes of Bigfoot and Nessie, labeled "I WANT TO BE WOWED"

Tags: alien, aliens, bigfoot, extraterrestrial, loch ness

I WANT TO BE WOWED Socks

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"MANTOS" The Mouths of Fresh Socks

Description: The Manos: The Hands of Fate logo, but the red hands are holding Mentos and it says, "MANTOS - The Mouths of Fresh"

Tags: candy, debbie, halloween, hands, horror

"MANTOS" The Mouths of Fresh Socks

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BEWARE OF DOG Socks
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Description: Traditional Beware of Dog sign, with extra caption, "IT'S NICE TO US WE SWEAR"

Tags: best dogs, dog, dog lover, dogs, i love dogs

BEWARE OF DOG Socks

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SUNSET Socks
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Description: A sunset scene in a desert with a cactus and cattle skull that says, "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SUN"

Tags: cactus, cute, desert, desert landscape, funny

SUNSET Socks

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FRESH F*CKS GIVEN DAILY (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST) Socks
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Description: Bright, colorful letters over a happy yellow sun spell out, "Fresh F*cks Given Daily - While Supplies Last"

Tags: cute, doing my best, funny, humor, motivational

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