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Retro FF8 Socks
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Description: FF8 as a classic 80's game.

Tags: 80s, ff8, ffviii, final fantasy, final fantasy 8
Retro FF7 Socks
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Description: FF7 as a classic 80's game.

Tags: 80s, ff7, ffvii, final fantasy, final fantasy 7
Retro Diablo Socks
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Description: Diablo as a classic 80's game.

Tags: 80s, diablo, game, gaming, video game
Retro Dark Souls Socks
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Description: Dark Souls as a classic 80s game.

Tags: 80s, dark souls, game, gaming, souls
ASMR Heals Me Socks
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Description: ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) as a medical logo, with caduceus snake whispering into microphone.

Tags: asmr gifts, asmr relaxation, asmr tingles, asmr whispering, caduceus
cOme oUt tO tHe cOaSt Socks
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Description: John McClaine drags himself through the Nakatomi ventilation system.

Tags: bruce willis, john mcclane, nakatomi, nakatomi plaza, vent
Mickey Rat Club Socks
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Description: Mickey Rat Club logo in vintage colors. Join the club of the Potentate of Puke

Tags: cartoon, comics, comix, crumb, mickey
The Word Itself Makes Some Men Uncomfortable Socks
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Description: Maude Lebowski monologues to The Dude.

Tags: big lebowski, coen brothers, julianne moore, maude, maude lebowski
Homer Yells at Nerd Socks

Description: Homer (a jock) yells at a nerd (a candy).

Tags: homer, homer yell at nerd, marge, nerd, nerd candy
This Isn't Nam, There Are Rules Socks
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Description: Walter Sobchak flashing his piece in the bowling alley, making the astute observation that it is, in fact, not Vietnam, and that there are indeed rules.

Tags: bowling, coen brothers, gun, john goodman, lebowski
Prune Tracy vs Dickface Socks
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Description: Childhood Ned Flander's violent fantasy, illustrated. "Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dickface!"

Tags: dick tracy, ned flanders, pruneface, the simpsons meme
Socially Distant Amigo Salute Socks
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Description: The 3 Amigos do a socially distant version of their world-famous salute.

Tags: steve martin, covid19, martin short, chevy chase, 80s
My Axe Gives Me Wood Socks
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Description: A diamond axe gives you all the wood you can handle, provided you know how to use it properly.

Tags: minecraft wood, minecraft diamond, diamond axe, gem, minecraft blocks
Nice Shootin' Tex Socks
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Description: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOAAAA! Nice shootin', Tex. Your inner scientist needs this, honoring the classic moment from the hit 80's comedy.

Tags: popular
Bots Socks
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Description: Tom and Crow are the bots. Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it.

Tags: croooow, crow robot, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000, rifftrax
The Critics Socks
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Description: Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Tags: science, critic, down, two thumbs, at the movies
Give Me a Movie Sign Socks
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Description: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! Or maybe it's just a nice, relaxing commercial sign... I don't know how to read this thing. Just give me my food chip.

Tags: science, bmovie, deep 13, crow robot, tom servo
Reading Aloud is Dangerous Socks
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Description: Good advice if you happen to find yourself in possession of a copy of the Necronomicon, or a magazine/newspaper on public transit.

Tags: armyofdarkness, dead by dawn, evildead, evil dead 2, ash williams
Boat < Shark Socks
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Description: We're gonna need a bigger one. The line that defined the blockbuster expressed as a mathematical operation.

Tags: amity, amity island, boat, brody, captain quint

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