Declare your dairy love!

A longstanding, polarizing, Chicago winter parking tradition!

Celebrate the season, even if you need caffeine to feel jolly. Understandable.

Have a holly jolly single-origin double-shot Christmas!

A loving tribute to a Christmas holiday classic.

And, as needed, purveyor of fine 80s-style earrings.

How about those Bears?

Good advice from one Del Griffith, Salesman, American Light and Fixtures, Shower Curtain Ring Division.

Those AREN'T pillows, so shake it off and take a moment to secure your manhood with talk of da local sports team.

#1 in our Three Scenes series of pop culture tributes. We distill down one beloved film into three single images. Okay, yes, this was an easy one.

Those AREN'T pillows, so shake it off and take a moment to secure your manhood with talk of da local sports team.

A tribute to a holiday cinematic classic, and to cousins that drink all the soft drink and then wet the bed. Because #family.

Sing your heart out in style.

Sing your heart out in style.

Get fast. Get caffeinated.

Tip-toe through our shiny city, with your cotton-poly on...

A tribute to Athens' best

Monday morning and it's still only 9:42 AM. Purrrrrrrfect. *sarcasm*

It's 5pm, you're ready to call it quits. Not so fast, #kittintern. The boss cat has a new, urgent project and it's needed NOW. Guess you'll have to cancel that virtual tuna tasting with the buddies tonight.* *Disclaimer: We have no idea what a young cat's life is like.

Monday morning and it's still only 9:42 AM. Purrrrrrrfect. *sarcasm*

If you lived through the totally rad battle of Which is Better: Coke or Pepsi? then you earn the right to show your colors!

Fake band shirt as a tribute to Ireland's very own.

You don't have to have all the answers. You just have to have a heart.

Life's essentials. Style shown: Mute-icorn!

Life's essentials. Style shown: Slomo-plosion!

Who doesn't love this delicious Hawaiian dish?

When you've tried and failed 5 times to prove online that you're a human...

"Hovering just above the little ones we love"

It's a bit wakawakawaka windy out, too!

Could they BE any more hooking up?

Like a siren of old, she calls to thee across a sea of files of questionable origin...

Don't blame the slow cooker. Blame... electricity? Fate? The writers?

Let your dairy love be known!

The original, back-to-basics theater.

It happens to all of us eventually. It's just the most unfun summer accessory for Mac users. Everybody out of the pool... :( #CRASH