Best in the business.

Best in the business.

And, as needed, purveyor of fine 80s-style earrings.

Those AREN'T pillows, so shake it off and take a moment to secure your manhood with talk of da local sports team.

"You'll never make the six."

How about those Bears?

How about those Bears?

Good advice from one Del Griffith, Salesman, American Light and Fixtures, Shower Curtain Ring Division.

"You'll never make the six..."

#1 in our Three Scenes series of pop culture tributes. We distill down one beloved film into three single images. Okay, yes, this was an easy one.

If only Neal Page had listened, he'd had been home in plenty of time for the Thanksgiving holiday, but he wouldn't have had nearly as many hilarious adventures with Del Griffith.

If only Neal Page had listened, he'd had been home in plenty of time for the Thanksgiving holiday, but he wouldn't have had nearly as many hilarious adventures with Del Griffith.