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Root Beer Float. Real beer? Pssh. Where's the "YUM" at, daddy-o? Show them you've got nothing to prove, except for your exquisite taste in the classics. Bring a friend to the diner, ask for a second straw and be sure to pick a good one when you toss a nickel in the jukebox.
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An icon for the iconic. Nobody ever thinks, "Well that must be filled with fish," when they see a doodle of a taco. Now you can let 'em know clearly which protein you prefer.
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Every artist has a cartoon rabbit as an inspiration somewhere. Bugs. Roger. The Trix one. Here's a cartoon rabbit that's... dead. Well, a little.
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An icon for the iconic. Nobody ever thinks, "Well that must be filled with fish," when they see a doodle of a taco. Now you can let 'em know clearly which protein you prefer.
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Platypuns Series. Gladypus. It's hard to stay down with this particular monotreme around. Where ever you wear Gladypi out, they're just happy to be there.
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Platypuns Series. Chadypus. Careful, this particular Platypus specimen will deny toxic masculinity while it throws gendered insults. Unless you, like, are freaking epic and rule so hard, brah.
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Platypuns Series. Zaddypus. Looking for a lifestyle sponsor? Your search is over, as long as you're into webbed feet. Swipe right on this salt-and-pepper platypus.
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Platypuns Series. Platypus Puns. The first run of four exclusive Platypus designs collected all into one very scientific chart for you to show the world.
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Feel better about your class situation by reminding everyone that our society is predicated on a single illusion successfully deluding the masses. Fun!
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From pop to gutter to somewhere in-between, Maxwell here will be by your side the whole show. No matter how much he hates the sellout pricks.
