Root Beer Float. Real beer? Pssh. Where's the "YUM" at, daddy-o? Show them you've got nothing to prove, except for your exquisite taste in the classics. Bring a friend to the diner, ask for a second straw and be sure to pick a good one when you toss a nickel in the jukebox.
An icon for the iconic. Nobody ever thinks, "Well that must be filled with fish," when they see a doodle of a taco. Now you can let 'em know clearly which protein you prefer.
An icon for the iconic. Nobody ever thinks, "Well that must be filled with fish," when they see a doodle of a taco. Now you can let 'em know clearly which protein you prefer.
Platypuns Series. Gladypus. It's hard to stay down with this particular monotreme around. Where ever you wear Gladypi out, they're just happy to be there.
Platypuns Series. Chadypus. Careful, this particular Platypus specimen will deny toxic masculinity while it throws gendered insults. Unless you, like, are freaking epic and rule so hard, brah.
Platypuns Series. Zaddypus. Looking for a lifestyle sponsor? Your search is over, as long as you're into webbed feet. Swipe right on this salt-and-pepper platypus.
Platypuns Series. Platypus Puns. The first run of four exclusive Platypus designs collected all into one very scientific chart for you to show the world.
Feel better about your class situation by reminding everyone that our society is predicated on a single illusion successfully deluding the masses. Fun!
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