Stop making stupid people famous. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
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adult humour, adult quotes, celebrity, fame, famous
Embrace the existential dread. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
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adult humour, be dread, dark humor, death humour, embrace the existential dread
No One Cares That You’re Offended. No, Really.. We Don’t Care. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
Behold the field in which i grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
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adult humour, field of fucks, funny, funny offensive, humour
Leftovers Are For Quitters. Dont be that kind of quitter! Funny Thanksgiving and Christmas quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
Calm The Flock Down. Aye! Calm down, calm down! Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
Bitch Please, I Ride A Unicorn. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
My dog and i talk shit about you. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
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adult humour, anti social, antisocial, dog, dog dad
You Call Them Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers. One particular F Word does come to mind. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
It’s a Beautiful Day, To Leave Me Alone. Always the anti social butterfly. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
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This is a humorous quote for anyone who loves funny sayings, sarcasm and has a unique sense of humor. Featuring the quote If You Dont Want A Sarcastic Answer, Dont Ask Me. Perfect for anyone who loves humorous quotes, and loves to laugh.
Coffee Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon. This is why people drink coffee first thing in the morning. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
Due to unfortunate circumstances, i am here. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
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anti social, circumstances, funny, funny slogan, funnytee
I'm Not Everyones Cup Of Team, But I'm Someones Double Shot Of Whisky. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
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cup of tea, double shot, funny, funny quotes, humour
I Enjoy Romantic Walks To The Bar. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
I Didnt Mean To Push All Your Buttons, I Was Looking For Mute. Some people just need to shut up. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
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adult humor, adulting, adulting is hard, funny, funny gift
This meeting could have been an email. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
You Realise One Day Im Gonna Snap Right? Dont Push all My Buttons, Yeh? Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
Being Tired Has Become Part Of My Personality. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
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adult humour, being tired, dad life, humor, lazy
In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised. For when you’ve been a bit naughty, this is the go to excuse. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories. I would be one of the fittest people on earth. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
My cat and i talk shit about you. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.
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adult humour, anti social, anti social humour, antisocial, cat
I Didnt Mean To Push All Your Buttons, I Was Looking For Mute. Some people just need to shut up. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.
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adult humor, adulting, adulting is hard, funny, funny gift