EpignosticPro

Description: He's Been Waiting For That For Decades!

Description: I Use Toilet Paper.

Description: Pretty Rare, It Turns Out.

Description: It's Torture For The Inflictor.

Description: They Stole Their Colors From The French Flag.

Description: They Pay Well For It

Description: I Used To Be In the Ministry Of Funny Walks...Now I Just Walk Funny.

Description: Then I Swallow.

Description: And Mornings...And People...

Description: I Say F*CK A Lot!

Description: But Only He Gets A Taste!

Description: But He's Mine!

Description: Only She Can

Description: Want To Fix That?

Description: A Juris Doctorate Can Get Me That, Right?

Description: That's When I Knew Were The Perfect Couple

Description: The Candy That Is Worse Than Death!

Description: Then I Was Born.

Description: A Lot Of Are Scumbags, Ya Know.

Description: You're Not In Good Company.

Description: I Say FUCK A Lot.

Description: THIS TAKES EFFORT!

Description: I Just Desperately Want It!

Description: Take The Law Into Your Own Hands!

Description: Face The Truth!

Description: That's Not A Good Thing.

Description: FIND A NEW GOD!

Description: But Let's Leave The "Poly" to The Polynesians.

Description: Can't People Have A Good Time?

Description: Kid Tested, Mother Approved!

Description: Ditched Her Husband For A God.

Description: How Else Can One Thing Be Three?

Description: Do His Legs Even Work Anymore?

Description: You Have Never Used It Right.

Description: It Just Comes Naturally.

Description: Which is Anywhere, Anytime.