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Communion Is Metal! Card
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Description: The Ultimate Kosher Cuisine!

Tags: eucharist, christian, jesus, christianity, religion

Communion Is Metal! Card

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Hinduism..Holy Cow! Card
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Description: Got Some Beef With That?

Tags: faith, hindu, hindu god, india, religion

Hinduism..Holy Cow! Card

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You Can Take Yourself Out Of Belgium... Card
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Description: You Can't Take Belgium Out Of You.

Tags: belgians, belgium flag, despair, misery
His Neuroses Birthed A Genre Card
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Description: Can You Say The Same?

Tags: cthulhu, horror, hp lovecraft, lovecraftian, necronomicon

His Neuroses Birthed A Genre Card

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Italian In Its Purest Form Card
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Description: It's Body Language!

Tags: humor, italy, middle finger, rude

Italian In Its Purest Form Card

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The Real Princess Of Persia Card

Description: He Liked The Dudes, Ya Know.

Tags: alexander, ancient greece, history, macedonia

The Real Princess Of Persia Card

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Old And Stiff Card
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Description: ...Except Where You Want To Be.

Tags: geriatric, grandfather, grandpa

Old And Stiff Card

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A Brave Man Dies With Honor... Card
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Description: A Coward Dates His Widow.

Tags: brave, bravery, courage, coward, stupidity

A Brave Man Dies With Honor... Card

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It's Not Cowardice, It's Self Preservation! Card
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Description: A Subtle Difference, But It's There.

Tags: cowardice, funny, self love
Its A Fair Trade Card
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Description: Your Opinion For My Fist.

Tags: discourse, funny, philosophy, politics, quote

Its A Fair Trade Card

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These Are My DEATH PANTS!!! Card
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Description: Everyone Should Have Them.

Tags: cute, dead, funny, horror, scary

These Are My DEATH PANTS!!! Card

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I Still Play With Dolls Card
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Description: They're Lots Of Fun, And Multi-Purpose.

Tags: bdsm, dominant, fantasy, roleplay, submissive

I Still Play With Dolls Card

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This Total Pussy's About To Kick Your Butt Card

Description: I'd Say There's No Shame In It...But That Would Be A Lie.

Tags: cat, fighter, karate, kung fu, pussy
North Dakota Is Like An Appendix Card

Description: It's There, But No One Knows Why.

Tags: appendix, funny quote, funny slogan, humor

North Dakota Is Like An Appendix Card

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Belgium's Three Main Exports Card
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Description: Chocolate, Waffles, Nihilism

Tags: chocolate, misery, nihilism, waffles

Belgium's Three Main Exports Card

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Just Because You Have An Opinion... Card
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Description: Doesn't Mean I Have To Listen To It.

Tags: funny, humor

Just Because You Have An Opinion... Card

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It's Not A "Ken Doll!" Card

Description: It's An Action Figure!

Tags: action figure, barbie, doll, ken, toy

It's Not A "Ken Doll!" Card

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Call Me Sensei... Card

Description: Because I'm Not Allowed To Call Myself That.

Tags: karate, martial arts, sensei

Call Me Sensei... Card

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I Wouldn't Say My Best Friend Is Evil... Card
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Description: Because It's Obvious On Its Own.

Tags: demon, horror, sinister
Dolly Parton Is The One Rich Person I Can't Hate Card

Description: She's Gender-Swapped Jesus.

Tags: charity, country, icon, music
Practice Random Acts Of Kindess Card
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Description: It Confuses People.

Tags: activism, charity, ulterior motive

Practice Random Acts Of Kindess Card

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My Creative Juices Are Flowing Card
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Description: It's Your Fault. Clean It Up.

Tags: creative, french maid

My Creative Juices Are Flowing Card

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Casual Violence Card
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Description: It Doesn't Mean It's Lazy!

Tags: casual, motivation

Casual Violence Card

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Insert Offensive Saying Here Card

Description: Let Them Use Their Imagination.

Tags: funny, offensive, offensive humor

Insert Offensive Saying Here Card

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My Life Plan Card
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Description: It's Pretty Realistic.

Tags: inspirational, nihilism, optimism, pessimist, philosophy

My Life Plan Card

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Honesty Is Hard To Kind Card
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Description: Make It Easier.

Tags: integrity, quote

Honesty Is Hard To Kind Card

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I Had A Thought Card
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Description: It's A Rare Occasion

Tags: braindead, dumb, funny, humor, stupid

I Had A Thought Card

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The Invasive Species Of Florida Card
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Description: We all know which one we want exterminated.

Tags: florida state, new york, new york city

The Invasive Species Of Florida Card

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Never Trust A Mohel That Says He'll Leave A Good Tip Card

Description: It's just safer that way.

Tags: judaism, religion
69 Is Oral Arguments Card

Description: Present Your Argument! Lick'em Good!

Tags: 69, argument, attorney

69 Is Oral Arguments Card

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No Future? No Energy. Card

Description: No Life Without Vision.

Tags: inspirational, motivation, pessimism, quotes

No Future? No Energy. Card

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Start Having Fun! Card
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Description: Or Be Set On Fire!

Tags: angry, carnival, circus, festival, fire

Start Having Fun! Card

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Cthul-Jew Card
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Description: Semitic Scourge Of The Sea!

Tags: horror, jewish, lovecraft, necronomicon, rabbi

Cthul-Jew Card

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Who's A Naughty Penguin? Card
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Description: You are. I'll be the naughty zookeeper.

Tags: animal, bestiality, zookeeper

Who's A Naughty Penguin? Card

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Start Screaming Card
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Description: It's a literal wake up call.

Tags: animal, chicken, farm, horror, screaming

Start Screaming Card

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Celt-thulhu Card
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Description: Eldritch Scourge Of The Emerald Isle!

Tags: alcohol, beer, celtic, lovecraft

Celt-thulhu Card

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