Shorts
Description: Immoral, illegal, wars of aggression should not be supported by anyone with a conscience, or speck of morality. Love one another.
Stop War Shorts
$27
Description: Perfect for machinists, engineers, and anyone who hates batch processing. Show off your manufacturing savvy (and your sense of humor) with this clever “Son of a Batch!” T-shirt. A playful jab at batch processing, this shirt is made for lean warriors who preach the gospel of one-piece flow. Whether you’re walking the shop floor, giving a Kaizen presentation, or just relaxing after a long day of chasing cycle times, this tee will keep you comfortable and get a laugh from the crew. Printed on fabric that stands up to the daily grind, it’s the perfect gift for machinists, engineers, operators, or anyone passionate about continuous improvement. Be proud to be a son (or daughter) of a batch—just make sure it’s a small one!
Description: Turn timeless shade into timeless style with this Haters Gonna Hate t-shirt, featuring a beautifully hand-drawn, old-fashioned script. It's the perfect blend of vintage aesthetic and modern confidence. Whether you're brushing off critics or just channeling laid-back sass, this shirt makes a bold (but classy) statement. Great for casual wear, social events, or when you're feeling extra unbothered. Printed on a comfy, high-quality tee that wears as well as your self-assurance.
Description: -Hilarious parody of a classic logo – for those who appreciate bold humor -Soft, comfy, and perfect for casual wear or awkward family dinners Got a taste for satire? This Caucasian Barrel parody tee serves up a generous helping of humor with a clever twist on a well-known logo. Swapping out "Cracker" for "Caucasian," this design pokes fun at Americana with tongue firmly in cheek. Perfect for comedy lovers, fans of parody, or anyone who enjoys a good double-take at the grocery store. Printed on a high-quality tee that’s as comfortable as it is controversial. Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
Description: If you’ve ever wanted to combine workplace safety with questionable humor, this is the shirt for you. Featuring a large, official-style arrow pointing downward and the words "FIRE EXTINGUISHER" in bold print, this design hilariously mimics signage found in public buildings—except this extinguisher isn't OSHA-approved and definitely shouldn't be used in emergencies. Perfect for pranksters, sarcastic coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good visual pun, this tee is guaranteed to get double takes, awkward chuckles, and maybe a stern warning from HR. Makes an unforgettable gift for firefighters, safety officers with a sense of humor, or that one friend who thinks they're hotter than they are.
Description: If you’ve ever wanted to combine workplace safety with questionable humor, this is the shirt for you. Featuring a large, official-style arrow pointing downward and the words "FIRE EXTINGUISHER" in bold print, this design hilariously mimics signage found in public buildings—except this extinguisher isn't OSHA-approved and definitely shouldn't be used in emergencies. Perfect for pranksters, sarcastic coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good visual pun, this tee is guaranteed to get double takes, awkward chuckles, and maybe a stern warning from HR. Makes an unforgettable gift for firefighters, safety officers with a sense of humor, or that one friend who thinks they're hotter than they are.
Description: People do what they do. Don't let it affect you. Be true and only concerned with what you control.
Let Them Shorts
$27
Description: The Prophet Hosea (real name Hoshēa) wrote in chapter 4, verse 6, "My people are destroyed (or have perished) for lack of knowledge. Because you have rejected knowledge, I reject you from being priests for me. Since you have forgotten the Torah (instructions, commandments) of your God (Elohim), I also forget your children." Stop listening to Pastors saying the law was done away with.
Description: Ecclesiastes 12:13 tells us to fear Yah (God's actual name) and keep his commandments, because this is the entire purpose of life. Following the commandments that we've been told are "done away with" is easy and a light burden. It's defined as how we love God in the new testament. It's the only way we can show our love, by doing what our father asked of us.
Description: Ecclesiastes 12:13 tells us to fear Yah (God's actual name) and keep his commandments, because this is the entire purpose of life. Following the commandments that we've been told are "done away with" is easy and a light burden. It's defined as how we love God in the new testament. It's the only way we can show our love, by doing what our father asked of us.
Description: In the book of the revelation of John, chapter 18 verse 4: "And I heard another voice from the heaven saying, “Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues." God's people (the lost sheep of the house of Israel) are commanded to get out of the doctrines and systems of Babylon.
