T-Shirts
Description: Some people admire plants… others make more of them. This “I’d Propagate That” shirt is for the true plant enthusiasts who see every stem as an opportunity. Whether you’re into houseplants, succulents, or backyard gardening, this tee adds a fun, slightly cheeky twist to your green thumb lifestyle.
Description: Immoral, illegal, wars of aggression should not be supported by anyone with a conscience, or speck of morality. Love one another.
Stop War T-Shirt
$24
Description: Perfect for machinists, engineers, and anyone who hates batch processing. Show off your manufacturing savvy (and your sense of humor) with this clever “Son of a Batch!” T-shirt. A playful jab at batch processing, this shirt is made for lean warriors who preach the gospel of one-piece flow. Whether you’re walking the shop floor, giving a Kaizen presentation, or just relaxing after a long day of chasing cycle times, this tee will keep you comfortable and get a laugh from the crew. Printed on fabric that stands up to the daily grind, it’s the perfect gift for machinists, engineers, operators, or anyone passionate about continuous improvement. Be proud to be a son (or daughter) of a batch—just make sure it’s a small one!
Description: Turn timeless shade into timeless style with this Haters Gonna Hate t-shirt, featuring a beautifully hand-drawn, old-fashioned script. It's the perfect blend of vintage aesthetic and modern confidence. Whether you're brushing off critics or just channeling laid-back sass, this shirt makes a bold (but classy) statement. Great for casual wear, social events, or when you're feeling extra unbothered. Printed on a comfy, high-quality tee that wears as well as your self-assurance.
Description: Turn timeless shade into timeless style with this Haters Gonna Hate t-shirt, featuring a beautifully hand-drawn, old-fashioned script. It's the perfect blend of vintage aesthetic and modern confidence. Whether you're brushing off critics or just channeling laid-back sass, this shirt makes a bold (but classy) statement. Great for casual wear, social events, or when you're feeling extra unbothered. Printed on a comfy, high-quality tee that wears as well as your self-assurance.
Description: -Hilarious parody of a classic logo – for those who appreciate bold humor -Soft, comfy, and perfect for casual wear or awkward family dinners Got a taste for satire? This Caucasian Barrel parody tee serves up a generous helping of humor with a clever twist on a well-known logo. Swapping out "Cracker" for "Caucasian," this design pokes fun at Americana with tongue firmly in cheek. Perfect for comedy lovers, fans of parody, or anyone who enjoys a good double-take at the grocery store. Printed on a high-quality tee that’s as comfortable as it is controversial. Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
Description: If you’ve ever wanted to combine workplace safety with questionable humor, this is the shirt for you. Featuring a large, official-style arrow pointing downward and the words "FIRE EXTINGUISHER" in bold print, this design hilariously mimics signage found in public buildings—except this extinguisher isn't OSHA-approved and definitely shouldn't be used in emergencies. Perfect for pranksters, sarcastic coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good visual pun, this tee is guaranteed to get double takes, awkward chuckles, and maybe a stern warning from HR. Makes an unforgettable gift for firefighters, safety officers with a sense of humor, or that one friend who thinks they're hotter than they are.
Description: If you’ve ever wanted to combine workplace safety with questionable humor, this is the shirt for you. Featuring a large, official-style arrow pointing downward and the words "FIRE EXTINGUISHER" in bold print, this design hilariously mimics signage found in public buildings—except this extinguisher isn't OSHA-approved and definitely shouldn't be used in emergencies. Perfect for pranksters, sarcastic coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good visual pun, this tee is guaranteed to get double takes, awkward chuckles, and maybe a stern warning from HR. Makes an unforgettable gift for firefighters, safety officers with a sense of humor, or that one friend who thinks they're hotter than they are.
