Existential Cheerleaders

Description: Tell 'em what you think! AI slop sucks b*lls. This simple design leaves no doubt about where you stand. And no AI was used in this design, obviously.

Description: Share your feelings about AI. Don't be shy. It's an artistic, ethical, environmental disaster among other things.

Description: Join the uprising!

Description: Join today! Show your support for returning orcas to the oceans and the the oceans to the orcas.

Description: The time has come to say fair's fair. It belongs to them, let's give it back.

Description: Book bans are for losers. And cowards. And fascists.

Description: The biggest little yacht club ever established for the everyman boater. Whether you row, paddle, sail, fish, or cruise, you're welcome here. Men-unk-uh-tea-sik. Established 1972 CE.

Description: Mondays have never been the problem, but enslavement to a craptacular social construct like Capitalism sure has been. Suzie in HR is going to love it when you wear this to work every Monday until your dumb boss changes the dress code again.

Description: A subtle middle finger held aloft to the Prosperity Gospel set. Tithe this, murderflokkers.

Description: Give in to Capitalism for a minute so you can show the world you're against it. But make it fashionable. Because Life is absurd.

Description: For those times when you need to state the obvious, for Otto's sake.

Description: The Existential Cheerleaders Toadbomb logo. Bold. Vibrant. Stand out in the crowd as you exercise your free will, embrace the absurdity, confront your existence, and scream into the Void.

Description: Otto would want you to have this t-shirt.

Description: This bear is pissed and wants you to take action.

Description: Even in the darkest hours, you can still smell the flowers. Never stop living until you're dead.

Description: The road to victory is long, but we'll walk it together and win. And have absurd fun doing it.

Description: The ground isn't a trash can. Dispose of your disposable masks properly - or better yet, stick with reusable masks!

Description: When the clock strikes midnight, the planet lives but we don't.

Description: We have a different kind of kinky fetish in America. And it's kinda gross.

Description: Stand with Justice. Enshrine the right to choose.

Description: We're sending out an S.O.S.