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Representing your free will, your ennui, and the desperate sensualism of a world in decay. With a dash of gallows humor.
New England, USA

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Slop Sucks Tapestry
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Description: Tell 'em what you think! AI slop sucks b*lls. This simple design leaves no doubt about where you stand. And no AI was used in this design, obviously.

Tags: ai art, ai generated, ai slop, artificial intelligence, machine learning
Stick Your AI Where the Slop Don't Shine Tapestry
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Description: Share your feelings about AI. Don't be shy. It's an artistic, ethical, environmental disaster among other things.

Tags: ai art, ai generated, artificial intelligence, data centers, environmental activism
Viva la Orcalucion! Tapestry
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Description: Join the uprising!

Tags: climate change, environmental awareness, environmental protection, global warming, killer whale
Orca Liberation Movement Tapestry
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Description: Join today! Show your support for returning orcas to the oceans and the the oceans to the orcas.

Tags: climate change, earth day, environment, environmental protection, fish
Join the Orca-lution! Tapestry
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Description: The time has come to say fair's fair. It belongs to them, let's give it back.

Tags: dont tread on me, join or die, killer whale, ocean, ocean life
Read Banned Books Tapestry
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Description: Book bans are for losers. And cowards. And fascists.

Tags: author, bans off, bans off my books, book, book lover
Menunketesuck Yacht Club Burgee Tapestry
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Description: The biggest little yacht club ever established for the everyman boater. Whether you row, paddle, sail, fish, or cruise, you're welcome here. Men-unk-uh-tea-sik. Established 1972 CE.

Tags: boat, connecticut pride, destination, fisherman, fishing
Don't Like Mondays? Tapestry

Description: Mondays have never been the problem, but enslavement to a craptacular social construct like Capitalism sure has been. Suzie in HR is going to love it when you wear this to work every Monday until your dumb boss changes the dress code again.

Tags: anticapitalism, communism, everything, everything sucks, job
Evolution Never Begs Tapestry
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Description: A subtle middle finger held aloft to the Prosperity Gospel set. Tithe this, murderflokkers.

Tags: anti religion, atheism, atheist, dawkins, free thinker
Capitalism is a Death Cult Tapestry

Description: Give in to Capitalism for a minute so you can show the world you're against it. But make it fashionable. Because Life is absurd.

Tags: anticapitalist, capitalism, communism, cult, death cult
Existential Cheerleaders Premium Logo Tapestry

Description: The Existential Cheerleaders Toadbomb logo. Bold. Vibrant. Stand out in the crowd as you exercise your free will, embrace the absurdity, confront your existence, and scream into the Void.

Tags: albert camus, bomb, existential, jean paul sartre, philosopher
Only You Tapestry

Description: This bear is pissed and wants you to take action.

Tags: climate change, climate change awareness, climate change is real, earth, earth day
Hasta La Victoria Siempre Tapestry
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Description: The road to victory is long, but we'll walk it together and win. And have absurd fun doing it.

Tags: communism, equal rights, equality, social justice, social justice warrior
Minutes to Climate Midnight Tapestry

Description: When the clock strikes midnight, the planet lives but we don't.

Tags: earth, earth day, environment, environmental, global warming
We're First as the Worst Tapestry

Description: We have a different kind of kinky fetish in America. And it's kinda gross.

Tags: anti gun, anti gun violence, end gun violence, enough is enough, gun control
S.O.S. Tapestry

Description: We're sending out an S.O.S.

Tags: activism, earth, earth day, environment, environmental

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