FictionalBrands

Description: Someone got into the ramen bowl! This noodley kitten isn't sure what to do next!

Description: The silent killer! Brought to you by the Eliminate Stairs Committee of the Agency for Life Assistance, Trans-Oceania Region

Description: Let's be honest: when you're playing video games, you're laid back. Let everyone know! Maybe you're asleep? Maybe you just don't like games where people are doing things? Who knows?

Description: You walked up hill both ways? Amateur! I had to use both sides of my floppy!

Description: Celebrate your love of Pencils & Polyhedrons! Dank basements! Sly elks! Lovable half-pints! Sturdy warves! Battlers and mazicians and stealers! All the CGP (Character Game Play) you've come to love!

Description: Get your fandom right! Why choose one, when you can have both?!

Description: The pride of Sheffield, the best multi-tools in the time stream! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Find out what newsmakers think on Scrutiny, from WJM-TV Minneapolis with Ted Baxter! Mary Richards, Associate Producer (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: In an alternate universe, your favorite computer from the 80s was the Admiral 64! Affordable, easy to use. (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Light up a room the Imperial way! Evar Kondo knows lighting, and how to make any room look imposing and efficient! Show your support for the greatest lights in the galaxy!

Description: It's us! Zbornco! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Flying as it was meant to be: handmade, bespoke, artisanal! We build our own planes, just as the Wright Brothers intended! Sure, it costs a lot more, isn't as efficient, and might not even be safe, but you can rest easy knowing that if you get to your destination, you'll get there in style. 1900s style! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Everybody will be wearing them in the future! So comfortable! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: Everybody will be wearing them in the future! So comfortable! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Description: This is not a pipe

Description: Let everyone know your Sorcerer swagger!

Description: When you're driving swiftly, inevitably you're going to encounter *something* that will make you upset. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Description: So many cartoon characters wear skull T's. None of them wore this one.

Description: Are you a Magillcuddy's Time Travel Assistance Emergency Time Travel Tech and you lost your time buoy and temporal ID? This is the shirt for you! Identify yourself to time castaways with this shirt! Not to be used by unauthorized personnel or AI. Purchase of this shirt will be reimbursed upon confirmation of non-liability for loss of ETTT identifying equipment. NOTE: Remaining out of time is subject to § TPC 01 5i penalties