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Divorce The End Of An Error

Regardless of what anyone else thinks I know I am a BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CONFIDENT, HUMAN BEING

I'm just saying have you ever seen both of us in the same room

Godzilla was king of the monsters until I came along

I Love Bacardi Too Much LoL

I'm Sorry for pressing all your buttons but I was just looking for MUTE

This personal trainer won't just whip you into shape, I'll whip you until you faint

I'm not over the hill, you're as young as the woman you feel and I'm really feeling you right now.

Stormy Daniels is the worlds highest paid porn star because Donald Trump paid her $130k For One Minutes Work

If you catch me are you going to eat me?

Is it a 6 or a 9? Let's compromise and call it 69, that way we'll both be satisfied.

I am single so there’s no need to suffer from FOMO the fear of missing out

I can't be homophobic because I watch lesbian porn lol

Did you Know SCHOOL is an acronym for Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Porn Star Stormy Daniels gets laid off by Donald Trump from the best job ever, with earnings of $130k per minute

But I’ll always make sure that you get a happy ending

Don't look at me I didn't vote for the clown President Donald Trump

If we all had a bong at least we could all pretend to get along

I don't do drugs but I like a likkle weed

President Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130k for a minutes work and she still claims she was under paid LoL

Thank God I’m Flawless

I Go Down Like A Fat Kid On A Seesaw

Now that you have seen mine it is only polite that you show me yours

Smile if you would like to play POKE HER with a stud.

Not All Girls Are Made From Sugar And Spice, Some Girls Just Like Anything On Ice. Damn is it just me or did that just sound like something out of Fifty Shades Of Grey LoL

I love skinny bitches, but dem thick chicks always have some slick tricks

This Girl Got Class And A Nice Ass

If you are big and proud shout it out loud.

I love my Hot Polish girlfriend but she's not just jealous, she's possessed or as she likes to say Possessive! Please make sure you share and like this on your social media platforms and give you friends a laugh.

WARNING My girlfriend is possessed or possessive as she likes to call it

My woman is possessed or as she likes to say possessive.

Is there life after death? Touch my cup and find out!

My Wife Is Possessed With Sex Ray Vision And She Is Also A Mortician So Don't Make The Wrong Decision.

If you think my ass looks good wait until I turn around

If you want to stay abreast you should buy a tee or vest

Me-N-U baby me and you!