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I heard we are having a drugs test tomorrow, so I’m bringing in muffins, cause if I’m going down so is everyone else.

Tags: 420 weed, blunts, cannabis clothing, cannabis culture, ganja weed

I Scored High On My Drug Test

$22 $16

Why don’t you say that to my face T-Shirt

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Say it to my face

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan

Why don’t you say that to my face

$22 $16

Be warned you may get in but you won’t get out in one piece T-Shirt

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Trespassers won’t be prosecuted, they’ll be eaten

Tags: banned dog, bodyguard, canine, dangerous dog, doberman dog

Be warned you may get in but you won’t get out in one piece

$22 $16

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Fed up waiting for my delivery from fedex

Tags: amazon prime, delivery driver, delivery man, fed up, i deserve to be rich

Fed up with fed ex

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I’m either going to make you tap, nap or snap T-Shirt

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MMA fighters only have one rule, which is I’m either going to make you tap, nap or snap

Tags: boxing, brazilian jiu jitsu, bruce lee, brucelee, ip man

I’m either going to make you tap, nap or snap

$22 $16

MMA Rules offence is the best defence T-Shirt

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Do you think any of Bruce Lee’s opponents ever said "well at least I came second"

Tags: bjj, brazilian jiu jitsu, brucelee, jeet kune do, jiujitsu

MMA Rules offence is the best defence

$22 $16

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Me and my club go everywhere together

Tags: baseball bat, baseball lover, clubbing, fight club, halloween

I love clubbing

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I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 T-Shirt

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I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 and that’s why I believe offence is the best defence

Tags: be water my friend, chinese martial art, enter the dragon bruce lee, ip man, jeet kune do

I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

$22 $16

Afrocentric King Charles Coronation T-Shirt

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King Charles a run tings now

Tags: british flag, british royal family, buckingham palace, england, english

Afrocentric King Charles Coronation

$22 $16

Warning my dog is looking for a new chew toy T-Shirt

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If you don’t want to become my dogs new chew toy I suggest you walk on by

Tags: bodyguard, canine, chew toy, doberman, doberman lover

Warning my dog is looking for a new chew toy

$22 $16

If I’m on my phone and you can’t see my eyes, then I can’t see you T-Shirt

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99% of the population walk around on their phones, oblivious to their surroundings, so I’m sure you know someone that this will make the perfect gift for.

Tags: accident waiting to happen, cell phone, cellphone, handset, landline

If I’m on my phone and you can’t see my eyes, then I can’t see you

$22 $16

Sweat dries, blood clots and bones heal, so suck it up cupcake T-Shirt

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How do you know what your limits are until you exceed them

Tags: billionaire boys club gift, first team player, inspirational quote, inspiring words, millionaire mindset

Sweat dries, blood clots and bones heal, so suck it up cupcake

$22 $16

Ho Ho Ho The Jokes On You No Hoes Here T-Shirt

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I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Ho Ho Ho Ho

Tags: anti social, antisocial, dont talk to me, female black santa, funny christmas

Ho Ho Ho The Jokes On You No Hoes Here

$22 $16

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The perfect gift for that hot chick

Tags: getting old, hot flushes, i have had enough of men, menopausal, menstrual

I’m Taking A Break MenOnPause

$22 $16

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Here at the pussy sanctuary we do everything for you, you won’t even need to lick yourself.

Tags: best sex ever, cunnilingus, dogging, gentle lover, hotwife

The Pussy Sanctuary

$22 $16

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Leave me the fuck cologne and don’t make me repeat it again

Tags: aftershave, against conformity, anti people, anti social, antisocial

Leave Me The Fuck Alone

$22 $16

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I know I’m hot and yes the whole world does revolve around me

Tags: adult humor, adult humour, confidence boost, confident women, funny offensive

I Know I’m Hot

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I’m pretty confident you’re looking at my tits T-Shirt

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Perfect for the pretty, confident girl with big tits

Tags: beautiful woman, big breasts, boobies, boobs, confident woman

I’m pretty confident you’re looking at my tits

$22 $16

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If you’re talking behind my back you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass

Tags: ass, asshole, bad taste, dark humour, donkey

You Can Kiss My Ass

$22 $16

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No pussy should have to lick itself

Tags: adult humor, cunnilingus, funny pussy, humorous oral sex, naughty humour

I love pussy

$22 $16

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One year older infinitely wiser

Tags: big sister, birthday party, birthday present, funny old man, funny saying

Older and wiser birthday gift

$22 $16

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The reason for war is always because someone wants more

Tags: air force, army, atom bomb, israel palestine war, israeli palestinian conflict

Anti War Slogan

$22 $16

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This man goes down faster than a fat kid on a seesaw

Tags: clitoris, cum this way, cumming, foreplay, invovle the vulva

My Tongue Will Make You Cum

$22 $16

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If she’s dry give the tongue a try

Tags: adult humor, adult humour, cougar lover, cunnilingus, dark humour

Take your time she’s super dry

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Christmas has been cancelled and it’s all your fault T-Shirt

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Christmas has been cancelled and it’s all your fault, poor Santa died laughing when I told him you said you have been good all year LoL

Tags: christmas calories dont count, christmas gift idea, christmas humor, christmas starts with christ, christmas stocking filler

Christmas has been cancelled and it’s all your fault

$22 $16

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Dwayne Johnson The Rock As Superman

Tags: clark kent, dc universe, dwayne johnson, kryptonite, lex luthor

Super Rock

$22 $16

It really does taste like pineapple T-Shirt

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You are what you eat and apparently if you eat a lot of pineapple what cums out of you tastes just like it

Tags: 18 plus humour, adult humor, adult humour, dad bod funny gift father, dark humour

It really does taste like pineapple

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Merry Wishmas and Have A Lovely Christmas T-Shirt

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I wish I wish I wish

Tags: 3 wishes, breast joke, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater

Merry Wishmas and Have A Lovely Christmas

$22 $16

I’m Not Sure How To Behave At My Age T-Shirt

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How am I supposed to know how to act at this age, I have never been this age before

Tags: act your age, aging humor, aging like fine wine, better with age, getting old jokes

I’m Not Sure How To Behave At My Age

$22 $16

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Trump for President or Resident of the big house?

Tags: 2024 election, anti trump, bad loser, impeach trump, incite to riot

Trump For Resident Of Alcatraz

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The Definition Of Racism For Dummies T-Shirt

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Racism is a disease which unfortunately is taught and not caught.

Tags: african american history, anti racism, bigotry, black activism, black history month

The Definition Of Racism For Dummies

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Drink Responsibly And Try Not To Spill It T-Shirt

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For me, drinking responsibly, means trying not to spill it

Tags: alcohol birthday gift, alcoholic beverage, bachelorette party, beer lover gift, drinking funny

Drink Responsibly And Try Not To Spill It

$22 $16

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I’m the original TRYangle and no matter how hard you try you’ll never figure me out

Tags: atmospheric, enigma, ethereal, i will never understand women, mysterious

Don’t Try And Figure Me Out

$22 $16

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I’ll never surrender Trump said while ironically in custody

Tags: american politics, anti trump, capital hill riots, donald trump 2024, donald trump campaign

Donald Trumps Mugshot To Fame

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Welcome To The Montgomery Alabama Riverfront T-Shirt

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Montgomery Alabama the place where if you F Around you Find Out

Tags: alabama brawl, black aqua man, black lives matter, black unity, fafo

Welcome To The Montgomery Alabama Riverfront

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Sha’Carri Richardson Never Count Me Out T-Shirt

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Sha’Carri Richardson Never Count Me Out motivational, inspirational quote

Tags: 100 metres sprint, do not count me out, dont count me out, fastest woman alive, fastest woman in the world

Sha’Carri Richardson Never Count Me Out

$22 $16

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