Description: Who has hooves and a shiny red nose? Could it be Rudolph or one of the other raindeer pulling the sleigh for Santa Claus? They are better than people! Wear to school or work office holiday party or family reunion to show your holiday spirit. Cuter than an ugly sweater it's perfect for Christmas eve caroling, putting ornaments on the tree or playing reindeer games. Great for kids with costume headband hat reindeer antlers. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: I'm Here Because I Was Told There Would Be(tm) Wine Tasting. Pop the cork and pass the tray with cups or set of crystal glasses, you are an official wine taster tonight. Take journal notes for color, flavor, and aroma of the best wine. Great host or hostess gift or for a family member who loves drinking fine wine anywhere. Wear to the winery tour, tasting party, picnic, restaurant tasting room or any special celebration. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Arrgh! Ahoy, this pirate ship captain wearing a long coat, boots, and hat and wielding a sword is ready to hoist the black skull and crossbones flag and sail in search of buried treasure. Works as a cheap, easy Halloween party costume. Wear to trick or treat, baseball game, at the amusement theme park boat ride, school event, or just watching sports on TV with your mateys. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Man do we love a triple scoop of frozen chocolate vanilla and strawberry in cups, bowls, or on a waffle cone. Maybe special treat of a banana split with whipped cream and hot fudge? Wear to the ice cream parlor, amusement theme park, carnival, fair, community social, kids birthday party, sundae bar, Great gift for homemade ice cream maker machine fan. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Is your favorite fall season treat a delicious apple on a stick coated with a sweet hard toffee or sugar red glazed candy coating maybe with cinnamon? The French call them pommes d'amour (Apples of Love.) Wear to the Halloween party, trick or treat, autumn bonfire, carnival, fair, theme park, annual apple picking harvest festival or the family Thanksgiving dinner table. Some make them for Christmas. Great gift for a candy maker. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Do you love all the decorations, bright white icicle twinkle fairy lights and a string of decorative colored bulbs on houses? Indoor or outdoor, vintage or modern you love the festive colors and decor! Wear to the family school or work office holiday party, tree decorating, making cookies and singing carols on Christmas Eve, or opening presents. Great for kids! Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Skateboard riding is an action sport, a recreational activity, and a method of transportation. Wheels are attached to a deck usually with colors and stickers. Some call it sidewalk surfing but it has its own urban or punk type of culture including shoes, hats and clothing. Features silhouette picture of a skateboarder doing a stunt while wearing a safety helmet. Wear to the skate park or plaza, on the neighborhood street, ramp, or just around the city. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Get out the pasta noodles, big pot, colander strainer, fork and spoon, fresh tomatoes, oregano spice and the parmesan cheese. We're here for spaghetti! Great gift for a cook or chef. Kids love it! You become an eating monster for this favorite food with meat sauce, meatballs or vegetarian. Wear to the community fundraiser spaghetti feed or family dinner with your Italian mom or grandma who makes the best marinara sauce. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Wishing it was always taco night? Love nachos chips and salsa? Dip a chip in a mix of mashed avocado and seasoning in a bowl. Holy guacamole! Wear to a taco Tuesday restaurant or Cinco de Mayo fiesta party. Perfect snack sauce to pack on a burrito or tostada. Great gift for fans of Mexican food and avocados. Is your mom or dad or roommate the best guac maker? Use as a bribe for their recipe. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Wishing it was always taco night? Love nachos chips and salsa? Dip a chip in a mix of mashed avocado and seasoning in a bowl. Holy guacamole! Wear to a taco Tuesday restaurant or Cinco de Mayo fiesta party. Perfect snack sauce to pack on a burrito or tostada. Great gift for fans of Mexican food and avocados. Is your mom or dad or roommate the best guac maker? Use as a bribe for their recipe. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: He's coming to town with a white beard and red hat so I am excited! And If I know him he's bringing peppermint candy canes, presents, and toys. Wear to the office, school or church holiday party, family reunion, shopping at the mall, or singing carols. This works as an elf Halloween costume with striped stockings! Great gift for your buddy who loves Christmas. He will wish you merry Christmas with a ho ho ho! Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Why is this happy spirit smiling? Is he hitchhiking to the mansion and wants a ride? He could be the grim reaper in disguise so be careful or he'll follow you home! Wear to the Halloween party, spook alley, trick or treat, haunted house, or scary theme park festival. Great kids tee. Works as a cheap easy Halloween costume. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: What is the cute furry sleepy sloth planning? Going running, doing yoga, or just hanging out? Be careful, he might steal your heart! Wear to the zoo or animal theme park. Great for kids in the school classroom or the casual lazy day at work when you're in slothful mode. A funny joke at the DMV where everyone is slow! Perfect birthday or Christmas gift for sloth appreciation lovers.
Description: If you are a fan of traditional English culture and food you probably know this British steamed sponge pudding made with dried fruit like raisins or currants and often served with custard! Perhaps you call it a "Spotted Richard" because of the funny name. Perfect for a winter holiday dessert treat! Wear this to the family Christmas party for some laughs. Great gift for the Anglophile or Brit in your life.
Description: Will that vampire smile or just bite your neck and suck your blood? This mouth has spooky teeth with sharp vampire fangs! Great gift for a friend who likes goth outfits, a vampire novel series or creepy horror movie. Wear to the Halloween party, spook alley, haunted house, or trick or treating. Fun for kids and funny joke for adults. Works as a cheap and easy costume with red or black cape. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Does that glowing Halloween jack o lantern face look suspicious to you? What is that spooky pumpkin head thinking? Probably about that pumpkin spice latte that you had today! Fun gift for kids or makes an easy and cheap costume. Wear to the pumpkin patch, trick or treat, spook alley, haunted house or any fall/autumn party. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Are you the crazy uncle or dad who always has the corny jokes? This jolly pumpkin jack o lantern will make your friends and family laugh and ask for more jokes. Wear this pumpkin king of puns to the Halloween party, trick or treating or around the Thanksgiving dinner table. Great gift for anyone who enjoys humor and loves to entertain with horrible puns. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Why do we text happy smiling poop emoticon to friends on the phone? Wouldn't you be worried if you saw a grinning face looking up at you from the toilet? Even if kind of cute, don't trust that laughing piece of poo! Give this to a friend who enjoys texting and appreciates bathroom humor. Graphic license Vectortoons.
Description: You came to Thanksgiving dinner not for the turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy and stuffing but for the pumpkin pie! A favorite traditional fall harvest dessert flaky crust filled with pumpkin squash filling topped with whipped cream. Wear to family turkey day or Christmas dinner. Perfect gift for the friend who likes pumpkin spice everything. Does your mom or grandma bake the best pie? Graphic license vecteezy.
Description: Whether the project is a scarf, hat, socks, mittens, blanket or an ugly Christmas sweater, you came to knit! Any knitter, yarn lover or fiber artist will show up if told there will be knitting. Grab your needles and your giant ball of lovely wool yarn and you become a knitting machine for hours. Great birthday gift for your sweetheart who is a yarn addict and loves to knit or crochet. Graphic license vecteezy.
Description: Getting the chance to gnaw on a giant, meaty smoked turkey leg is the best part of going to a theme park or medieval renaissance faire (fair). Roasted in tangy barbeque sauce and seasoned with salt and brown sugar it falls right off the bone. Wear to cheer on your favorite knight at a jousting tournament, to the family neighborhood BBQ or to Thanksgiving dinner. Don't you always want the drumstick? Lunch or dinner they are fit for a king or queen. Graphic license vecteezy.
Description: Two spooky ghosts bring all the BOOS you came for! Wear as a funny joke to a Halloween party, winery, bar or pub. Can go trick or treat as a cheap and easy costume idea. Great gift for someone who likes drinking beer, wine and other spirits. Make your friends laugh and say boo! Some came for the candy, games, scary movies, spiders, witches and goblins. Just raise your glass and tell them hey, I'm just here for the boos! Graphic license vecteezy.
Description: Do you love jelly beans? Always want some in your easter basket or Halloween trick or treat bag? How about for your sweetheart on Valentine's day? This sweet and chewy sugar pastel candy is for any holiday theme or just dessert or study treat. They even have crazy flavors and colors like sour, yellow popcorn or black licorice. Great gift for the candy lover who buys these bean shaped confections in bulk by the case. Graphic license vecteezy.
Description: Do you go to the deli or even to New York to find the perfect bagel? Traditionally from the Jewish communities of Poland, this round dough is boiled in water and then baked. Often toasted, sliced and spread with cream cheese and lox. Do you like them with sesame seeds, poppy seed, raisins or plain? Maybe bagel chips are your favorite. Wear to the delicatessen or office meeting. Great gift for a food lover or your bagel maker grandpa! Graphic license vecteezy.
Description: Do you get super excited every fall because it's time for your favorite sport? Grab your football helmet, gloves and cleats and head to the football field! Whether neighborhood flag football, fantasy football, your college team, family game on the lawn at Thanksgiving, or the big bowl tournament. Wear to play or cheer on your high school champion team. For cheerleaders and pep squad too! Great gift for football sports fans, kids, football player card collectors or weekend athletes.
Description: Throw on your basketball shoes, jersey and shorts because it's time to dribble the basket ball and shoot some hoops! Neighborhood shirts and skins or maybe some community or church basketball. Wear to practice, play or watch a game whether live at the basketball court or broadcast on TV. It's fun to cheer your favorite men's or women's team. Maybe you just like basketball player trading cards. Makes a great team gift or for any sports fan.
Description: Funny eclipse joke with a frosted donut in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy
Description: Funny eclipse joke with a round toaster waffle in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy
Description: Isn't it kind of spooky to think there is a human skeleton living right inside of you? Talking skulls are either friendly or creepy depending on how you feel about bones. Perfect for Halloween party or Day of the Dead celebration. Better than a mask, he's already under your skin! Great gift for a student of anatomy, medical school, or even osteology the study of bones. Fun for your goth friend with a sense of humor.
Description: Funny eclipse joke with pancake and butter in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy
Description: Do you only go to weddings because there will be cake? Or you need a bribe to go to the birthday party or boring office meeting. If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Layered wedding cake with frosting and cherry on top. Wear to the bridal shower or bachelor party. Perfect for the dessert lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef.
Description: Funny eclipse joke with a large pepperoni and cheese pizza in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it!
Description: Funny eclipse joke with a chocolate chip cookie in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy
Description: Funny eclipse joke with bagel in place of the moon hiding the sun. Do you love food more than astronomy? You can wear this after August 21, 2017 even if you missed the total solar eclipse! Great souvenir commemorative gift for someone who couldn't travel to witness the event or who didn't care about it! Graphic license creative commons attribution: vecteezy
