Description: Even worse than falling and not being able to get up Is talking and not being able to shut up! Do you always put your foot in your mouth and say something super awkward? Maybe this will explain things to everyone. Fun for your toddler son or daughter who has learned to speak and now can't turn off their mouth!
Description: Look at you adulting like a big boy! Let them know that you are a responsible grown up who knows how to man up and deal with it. Or maybe you need this as inspiration for days when you just want to put on your diapers and take a nap. Great for someone who just got a new job, graduated high school or college or bought a new house. Funny for a toddler or kid who is potty training and is proud to announce he is a big boy like the grown ups.
Description: Look at you adulting like a big girl! Let them know that you are a responsible grown up who knows how to woman up and deal with it. Or maybe you need this as inspiration for days when you just want to put on your diapers and take a nap. Great gift for someone who just got a new job, graduated high school or college or bought a new house. Funny for a toddler or kid who is potty training and is proud to announce she is a big girl like the grown ups.
Description: Show off your fancy schmancy swag style! When you wear this ALL your pants become fancy. Ooh la la! It doesn't make you snobbish or snooty to have a little classy elegant style. Great inspiration in the morning when you want to feel dressy inside but not actually dress up. Also funny sarcastic statement when you are wearing your most comfortable pair of jeans or sweatpants. They are fancypants if you say they are!
Description: Are you the queen of sassiness? Been sassy since birth? This will show them that you are a bold and sassy girl (or boy!). Wear to work or school on casual day. Great gift for any smart aleck you know who likes enjoys showing a little sass. It's more than your outfit, it's your attitude.
Description: If you are a smart cookie or just a smart aleck you will be a real genius just by wearing your smartypants. Quickly become the teachers pet in any classroom when you go back to school. Perfect for kids to wear for a spelling bee or science fair. Great gift for college or university students for final exams or test taking mojo.
Description: Let them know that you are the big boss man or boss lady! Not to say that you are pushy or a dictator, but maybe just a little headstrong. So listen up! Great gift for a boss or supervisor with a sense of humor. For any teacher, parent, mom or dad, coach, team leader or business manager. Perfect for back to school!
Description: What do you do on a bad day when you are feeling grumpy crabby and cranky? You put on your grouchy pants to warn everyone they really should go away and leave you alone. Great gift for the introvert in your life who likes sarcastic humor. Perfect for a a PMS day when you want to wear sweat pants, take naps, eat chocolate and yell at whoever gets in your way. Don't complain, just put on your grouch pants!
Description: You can never appreciate loss until it is gone like the last sheet of toilet paper on the tube. Funny joke or gag gift for someone who is going away, moving, joining the military. This funny saying on the philosophy of life is the real poop. So maybe I like some bathroom jokes or potty humor. This is how I roll.
Description: Whether you call them dumplings, gyoza or potstickers these are Asian food staples. In Chinese it means "Stuck to the Wok". Steamed boiled or fried they are eaten with chopsticks and are great with rice and soy sauce. In Boston they are called Peking ravioli. In Mandarin they are jiaozi. You will find them in your dim sum steamer basket. Wear to a Japanese restaurant or dinner party. Great gift for foodie friend in cooking school or student who is homesick for a taste of home.
Description: What's better than a delicious French thin pancake the wonderful crepe? Made in a pan or griddle, a dessert crepe with fruit jam filling like strawberry, blueberry or vanilla cream. Or maybe a savory dinner crepe with chicken and mushroom filling and wine sauce? Crepes Suzette flambe is magic! Great gift for a foodie lover of French cuisine. Is your mother or father a student at cooking school? Your brother or sister like to make French pastries? Wear to family dinner party, out to a restaurant, or watching cooking shows on TV.
Description: Did someone say bingo game? If you love to fill your card spaces and yell BINGO this is your new lucky outfit. Perfect gift for gambling bingo or lotto (lottery) playing grandma or grandpa. Who is the King or Queen of Bingo? Get one for your bingo buddy. Wear to game night, casino night, tournament, church bingo game hall, retirement community center or casual around the game room, den or man cave.
Description: Are you a brave knight come to slay the fire breathing dragon with a sword and shield? Or maybe you know how to make friends with the winged mythical creatures and fly off to a kingdom far away on a daring quest? If you love the supernatural or fantasy creatures you will visit any dungeon to see them. Wear to any theme park, medieval festival or renaissance fair (faire).
Description: What would make you come to a party? Do you like the enchanted magical fantasy world of fairy wings and pixie dust? Is your backyard a garden pixie hollow with a nymph, sprite, or gnome around every corner? This is your own private fairy tale! Perfect gift for a boy or girl who wants to never grow up. Wear to a theme park, renaissance fair, marathon run, or as a fitness and workout outfit.
Description: Do you love mermaids and always look for them when you go sailing, snorkeling or scuba diving under the sea? Seeing a shiny mermaid tail would be the best ever! Cute mermaid right out of a fairy tale with her little fish friends. She is the half girl and half fish sexy siren of the sea. Wear to an aquatic theme park, summer beach party, or vacation home.
Description: Ladies and gentlemen, I wave my magic wand, cast a magic spell, and make things appear and disappear before your eyes! If you love the mysterious and magical this will show them that you are a wizard who shows up when told there will be magic and sorcery in the air! Wear to any magic show from kid's birthday party to Las Vegas headliner magic act. Great gift for a magician, illusionist or lovely assistant. Goes great with a magic hat! Just say the magic words.
Description: Show some love for your favorite nutritious cruciferous vegetable! Maybe you are on a paleo diet, gluten free, keto, or just a green veggie lover. You can still go to a party, eat good food and live a healthy lifestyle. Great gift for a vegetarian or vegan with a sense of humor to wear to the company picnic or family BBQ. Eat in a salad or topped with melted cheese. Broccoli rocks!
Description: Whether in the saddle horseback riding, watching horse racing, polo ponies, equestrian show or horse therapy session this beautiful animal is why you're here. Show your unbridled joy and say yay not neigh! Perfect for at the stable, training, dressage or show arena, track, or just horsing around! Great gift for a horse lover boy or girl (colt or filly!)
Description: Is Texas hold em your game? Or maybe 5 card draw? Aces, spades, hearts or clubs. Whether you like betting with playing cards or video poker, if there is a poker game happening we're betting you are there! Poker chips and face cards. Perfect for casino night, family game night, tournament trip to Las Vegas or just fun for the game room or man cave. Great gift for a dealer, gaming or gambling fan, or your gambler grandma or grandpa.
Description: Does it take food to get you out to a party? IF there is dessert involved you will put on pants and leave the house. Great gift for any introvert you know with a sweet tooth. Also would be funny for a bakery, pastry chef, birthday party, graduation party holiday party or wedding rehearsal.
Description: Love to sing acappella harmony tags and bust a chord with a barbershop quartet? Let them know that you came to harmonize until dawn! Great gift for any singer or musical group. Wear to singing rehearsal, choir practice, barber shop or beauty shop group, the international convention, local society meetup or party. Does your dad, uncle or brother love to sing barbershop with the guys? Tag singing those last dramatic musical notes is what a barbershopper lives for!
Description: What will it take to bribe you to come out to the office party? How about tortilla corn chips with spicy melted nacho cheese and jalapeno pepper? Pass the guacamole and salsa! Perfect for any junk food lover or a fan of mexican food whether it's Cinco de Mayo or just taco Tuesday. Great for kids to wear to a birthday party or college students to a study group. Chips and queso...olé!
Description: What will it take to bribe you to get out of bed and go to the kitchen on a Sunday morning? How about your favorite breakfast food of some sizzling hot strips of crispy bacon? For people who like to sleep in on the weekend and enjoy brunch. Give to the bacon lover in your life. Great for the family reunion or community fundraiser breakfast. Perfect for kids or even college students.
Description: What does it take to get you to a party or a meeting? How about delicious Japanese food of seafood (raw fish), rice, egg and vegetables wrapped in a seaweed roll? Love the California roll? Get out the chopsticks! Perfect for the asian food lover. Wear to the Japanese restaurant or sushi bar. Great birthday gift for a sushi chef or foodie in your life.
Description: What will get you out of bed and to the kitchen on a Sunday morning? Your favorite breakfast food of a stack of waffles with butter, maple syrup and maybe a side of bacon! For people who like to sleep in on the weekend and enjoy brunch. Give to the pancake or waffle lover in your life. Great for the family reunion or community fundraiser breakfast.
Description: Remember those hot Summer days when the ice cream man had frozen treats like an ice cream bar or ice cream sandwich? If your favorite sweet treat came on a popsicle stick then you will melt for this! Do you like chocolate, strawberry or vanilla? Wear to the Summer pool party, beach day or picnic to let them know you can be bribed with a frozen juice bar or ice cream on a stick.
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cookies, cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the cookie monster in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Do you like oatmeal or chocolate chip?
Description: Do people bribe you with food like donuts, cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the doughnut lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef.
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the cupcake lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef.
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the ice cream lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for anyone who loves delicious frozen treats.
