GeekTragedy

Description: Wafflemasters International: "Where eaters are made"

Description: Modern problems sometimes require a direct application of forged medium-carbon steel.

Description: Now what do we do?

Description: Let them know what to expect.

Description: This shirt probably had a really funny image on it, but then the lawyers got involved.

Description: Share your love of soul music with this stylish chest slot item.

Description: Show your support for the Holy Grail of government! Be the talk of your anarcho-syndicalist commune.

Description: Let them know who they're dealing with.

Description: Basically the worst shirt in the world. Wear it and panic.

Description: Just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't be the life of the party.

Description: "All life on this planet, indeed the very life of this planet is in our hands..." - Red XIII

Description: "I can honestly say I don't know what's going on inside of me... And the more I try to understand it, the less inclined I am to fight."

Description: The official t-shirt of the greatest music festival in the known universe.

Description: "It would seem your life is spared... for now."

Description: The tee equivalent of a power tie for you or the mad scientist you love. Keep calm, have cake, and let them all know they haven't stopped the science with this stylish statement while at the same time protecting your skin from caustic resins*. *protection from caustic resins is not guaranteed.

Description: I hear they wail. But that is another concert, and will be heard another time.

Description: Death is only an inconvenience.

Description: “Take care, lest an adventure is now offered you, which, if accepted, will plunge you in deepest woe.” ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

Description: Let everyone know what a fan you are of the miracle of human anatomy with this handsome design! Perfect for holidays, christenings, and midnight rituals.

Description: When there's nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire

Description: The official shirt of the greatest cat-themed rock band in the world, Sleater-Kitty. Proceeds donated to a local cat shelter.